Stupidity Archive

Saying “Bless you” after someone sneezes will get you suspended

Posted August 20, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. This story is just now coming out. Apparently a High School student said “Bless you” when another student sneezed. The result? She was suspended.

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A new and environmentally friendly way to BBQ poultry

Posted August 19, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. I have just discovered a new way to cook poultry that is totally green and only uses the power of the sun. Even better, the cooked bird is incredibly fresh when it is BBQ’d.

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Crooked prosecutor indicts Rick Perry

Posted August 18, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all, This story broke last Friday. The District Attorney’s office in Travis County, Texas announced a two count indictment of Governor Rick Perry. The charges? Basically, doing his job.

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And the dumbest criminals of the week are…

Posted August 16, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Marcus Kalani Watson and Rogussia Eddie Allen Danielson! Let’s hear it for these to disgraces to the gene pool! These two criminal masterminds, now residing in a comfortable jail are just the sort of criminals law enforcement desires. Dumb and dumber.

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