Stupidity Archive

BATFE Director to “Spend more time with his family”

Posted March 27, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Last week, the director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, B. Todd Jones, suddenly handed in his resignation to take effect March 31st.

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Give me BBQ or give me DEATH!

Posted March 26, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Last week news came out that the Environmental Secret Police Protection Agency was looking at regulating backyard barbeque grills. Unfortunately for the EPA, someone spotted their secret plans and raised the flag of rebellion.

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Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson Fired

Posted March 25, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

News has just been released that Top Gear Presenter, Jeremy Clarkson has been fired from the show by the BBC.

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Clarkson was on suspension do to a fight he had with a producer last month. The BBC has had it in for the politically incorrect Clarkson for some time now. A massive petition drives, delivered by The Stig in a Self Propelled cannon did not sway the BBC management.

It is not known what the other two presenters, James May and Richard Hammond will do, but I don’t see them staying on unless a contractual gun is held to their heads.

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This basically ends the most popular and profitable program on the BBC.

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Thatisall

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Obama: Let’s make voting (Democrat) mandatory!

Posted March 25, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Last week Il Douche came up with yet another of his “Brilliant” ideas. He thinks it would be great if everyone were forced to vote on election day. Yes, just like Obamacare, if you don’t vote, you get fined and eventually go to prison.

El Heffer

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