Global Warming Archive

Signs that warm weather has returned

Posted April 12, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. I’ve been busy, but just came up to order some pizza. When I went out, I noticed how warm it has become this fine day. As I drove to the pizza place, I noticed all the ladies who have shed their winter clothes. It occurred to me that there are three types of women. Now the criteria is that they must be of child bearing age.

This, of course, doesn’t mean legal age, except in Arkansas. (Those you look at, smile and do not touch or I will come after you) Now the three types are easily described.

Those who you wish would remove more garments, those who who understand that they really should stay covered, and those who think they are in the first group when they should be given a discount card for Aishia’s House of Burqas. Yes, some people should just remain covered with as much cloth as possible.

irish Eyes

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

Boston breaks snow record

Posted March 18, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. It’s now official. Boston has received the most snow in one season in recorded history. Al Gore could not be reached for comment.

Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon

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Oh GOD NO!! It’s SNOWING!!

Posted March 15, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

I just looked out the window. It’s been above freezing for the last week and the snow levels outside the Anger Central offices have been reduced by a good 50%. It’s been raining the last couple of days which has also helped wash copious amounts of Al Gore’s Dandruff into the oceans.

Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon

It’s snowing out. It’s SNOWING OUT!! NOOOOOOOOOO! Please, make it stop! Make the cold white stuff go away? Please??

headdesk

*wimper*

 ~The Angry Webmaster~

Chris Hayes, Delusional Moonbat

Posted February 25, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Until I saw the article about him, I had never heard of Chris Hayes. Of course, I don’t watch MSNBC so there is no reason I would have heard of him. Recently, he talked to Carson Daly, (Someone else I never heard of), and made the statement that Global Warming is the single most important issue ever!

Barking Moonbat

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