Global Warming Archive

Boston breaks snow record

Posted March 18, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. It’s now official. Boston has received the most snow in one season in recorded history. Al Gore could not be reached for comment.

Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon

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Oh GOD NO!! It’s SNOWING!!

Posted March 15, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

I just looked out the window. It’s been above freezing for the last week and the snow levels outside the Anger Central offices have been reduced by a good 50%. It’s been raining the last couple of days which has also helped wash copious amounts of Al Gore’s Dandruff into the oceans.

Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon

It’s snowing out. It’s SNOWING OUT!! NOOOOOOOOOO! Please, make it stop! Make the cold white stuff go away? Please??

headdesk

*wimper*

 ~The Angry Webmaster~

Chris Hayes, Delusional Moonbat

Posted February 25, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

Good day all. Until I saw the article about him, I had never heard of Chris Hayes. Of course, I don’t watch MSNBC so there is no reason I would have heard of him. Recently, he talked to Carson Daly, (Someone else I never heard of), and made the statement that Global Warming is the single most important issue ever!

Barking Moonbat

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Enough is enough with this snow already!

Posted February 21, 2015 By Angry Webmaster

I am about to go stark raving bonkers. We are about to get more snow this weekend. I’ve just spent a couple of hours on the roof of the Anger Central Primary dwelling shoveling several tons of Al Gore’s dandruff off before the weight brought everything down.

Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon

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