News of the Day Archive

Apple and Google to encrypt smartphones by default

Posted September 30, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. In response to repeated violations of the 4th Amendment by both law enforcement and United States intelligence agencies, not to mention other criminals, Google and Apple have both announced that they are going to start encrypting their products by default.

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Apple and Google to encrypt smartphones by default

Next under Obama’s bus? James Clapper!

Posted September 29, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. Last night King Putt granted 60 Minutes an Audience with The One. When asked how he could have gotten the threat from ISIS so utterly, totally and completely wrong, Der Fubar did what he does so well.

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Next under Obama’s bus? James Clapper!

We won’t have Eric Holder to kick around anymore

Posted September 25, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. News has just broken that Eric Holder is resigning as Attorney General of the United States.

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President Latte “Salutes” the Marines

Posted September 24, 2014 By Jonathon A.W. Smith

Good day all. We all know that King Putt has basically retired from office. He only does things he isn’t interested in when the world clubs him in the back of the head with a 2×4 and he can’t duck his responsibilities.

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