Slacker in Chief given Nobel Prize

Yes, The Slacker in Chief has one the Nobel prize. Unbelievable. I first saw mention of this on twitter and went “WTF, Over?”

A quick run over to the Drudge report and I found a link to a Reuters story. What was the first paragraph?

U.S. President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for giving the world “hope for a better future” and striving for nuclear disarmament, in a surprise award that drew criticism as well as praise.

I think I’m going to be sick. He has won what used to be a very prestigious award for “Hope and Change.” This is a man who has done absolutely nothing in his life other then to con people into thinking he cares about them.

To continue…

The decision to bestow one of the world’s top accolades on a president less than nine months into his first term, who has yet to score a major foreign policy success, provoked gasps of surprise from journalists at the announcement in Oslo.

Even the clueless butt kissing sycophants of the media were shocked at this. I’m sure the general thought running around what passes for a Mainly Irrelevant Media type went “Nobel Prize? For what?”

The Norwegian Nobel Committee praised Obama for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”

*blink*

And what color is the sky where you morons live?

“Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the committee said in a citation.

A better future? Oh sure, let’s look at what he’s done so far shall we? Wrecked the economy of the United States, backed every single murderous tyrant in the world, done his best to undermine democracy world wide, and of course, brought the world to the brink of nuclear war in the Middle East.

Apparently I’m not the only one wondering if the Nobel Committee dropped some bad acid or something.

The Palestinian Islamist movement Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip and opposes a peace treaty with Israel, said the award was premature at best.

“Obama has a long way to go still and lots of work to do before he can deserve a reward,” said Hamas official Sami Abu Zuhri. “Obama only made promises and did not contribute any substance to world peace. And he has not done anything to ensure justice for the sake of Arab and Muslim causes.”

So much for the terrorist vote Obama was counting on. Well, they ARE just a bunch of baby killing scumbags, perhaps they are just an isolated group.

“EMBARRASSING JOKE”

Issam al-Khazraji, a day laborer in Baghdad, said: “He doesn’t deserve this prize. All these problems — Iraq, Afghanistan — have not been solved…The man of ‘change’ hasn’t changed anything yet.”

Liaqat Baluch, a senior leader of the Jamaat-e-Islami, a conservative religious party in Pakistan, called the award an embarrassing “joke.”

Ummm, no. It looks like most of the people in the Middle East don’t think that “The One” deserves the prize. So, who does think Jugears should get this?

The chief Palestinian peace negotiator, Saeb Erekat, welcomed the award to Obama and expressed hope that “he will be able to achieve peace in the Middle East.”

There’s that Hopey Changey crap again. At least Jimmy Carter, the worst president in the 20th century and the worst ex-president in history, managed to get a peace agreement between Egypt and Israel that is still working…somewhat.

So, what reasoning did the crackheads on the Nobel Committee give?

Nobel Committee Chairman Thorbjoern Jagland rejected suggestions from journalists that Obama was getting the prize too early, saying it recognized what he had already done over the past year.

Hmm, According to Rick Moran of the Right Wing Nuthouse:

According to their own website, the deadline for the submission of names to be considered for the prize is February 1.

Obama was not nominated based on what he had accomplished as president because he had been in office for about 11 days.

Ayup, Obama was nominated for being “Not Bush.” Of course that’s not what the committee claims:

The committee said it attached “special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons,” saying he had “created a new climate in international politics.”

I agree, Obama has created a new climate. He has turned, in 9 short months, the most powerful nation in history into a bankrupt laughing stock. The Middle East is on the verge of a new war that could easily go nuclear and that coke snorting megalomaniac has all but surrendered to the Taliban and Al Qeda in Afghanistan.

Obama laid out his vision on eliminating nuclear arms in a speech in Prague in April. But he was not the first American president to set that goal, and acknowledged it might not be reached in his lifetime.

Yeah, keep going the way you are dumbo and we will eliminate nukes. If they are used, then they will be gone. Of course, so will most of the planet as well.

The Nobel Peace Prize used to actually mean something. Over the last 20 years it has become a complete joke. Those anchovy snorting ivory tower morons have destroyed the meaning of that award.

People who actually stopped wars, or managed to keep them from starting in the first place have now been replaced by incompetents, (Obama), con men, (Al Gore), and murderers, (Yassir Arafat).

Of course you know that megalomaniac junkie with delusions of competence will accept this. I’m sure he’s already warming up the TOTUS and making sure the FBOTUS, (First Bitch of the United States), has a nice inappropriate outfit to wear to the awards ceremony.

Now if you will excuse me, I feel the need to regurgitate my breakfast. I think I’ll get an early start and upchuck lunch before I have it.

~The Angry Webmaster~

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