Good day all. I saw this on Drudge and promptly felt sick to my stomach. The Democrats have come up with their 2016 “Dream Team” for president and vice-president. Care to guess who they have in mind?
How does Hillary Rodham Clinton and Michelle Obama sound to you? Ok, if you have finished your projectile vomiting and have been able to clean off your monitor, allow me to supply some of the details courtesy of the Washington Examiner:
Hillary Clinton hasn’t stepped into the 2016 Democratic presidential primaries yet and there’s already buzz growing for the ultimate grrl power ticket: Clinton and first lady Michelle Obama.
“All due respect for President Obama and Vice President Biden, but that would truly be a dream team for America,” said former Clinton spokeswoman Karen Finney. “Both women are proven effective leaders who’ve raise children, so dealing with Congress would be a snap!” added Finney, also a former Democratic Party spokeswoman.
“More than anything else, this reflects the growing awareness that it is time for the glass ceiling of the last old boys club to be firmly shattered,” added Democratic strategist Chris Lehane.
Ok, where to begin? First, Clinton is an utterly incompetent boob who excels at getting people killed. She still hasn’t answered the questions about the murders of our ambassador and 3 others in Benghazi. And then there are the trail of corpses from the last Clinton administration. As to Michelle Obama? This lazy, spoiled, good for nothing piece of trailer trash has done nothing of note in her life. She has literally had everything handed to her, and all she ever became good at was dumping indignant patients on other hospitals.1 I’m sure this is just a trial balloon looking for that flaming Stinger Missile to shoot it down fast.
It’s not just talk. Bumper stickers reading “2016-Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama,” and “Hillary-Michelle 2016 First First Lady Ticket For President” are popping up. Cafe Press said sales of the Hillary-Michelle bumper sticker saw a 60% increase from December to March, with the largest uptick in March.
Now I will ask, what is the baseline? If they sold 10 originally, and they had a 60% increase, did they sell 16? That should cover the about 1% of the Michelle Obama vacation entourage I think.
Democratic strategists say that Clinton is a lock to get into the race. Not only is she far ahead of Biden and others in polls, she still has a strong donor network from her 2008 campaign. Former advisor Terry McAuliffe recently told Secrets that she will make up her mind next year. President Obama has also talked Clinton up, choosing her as the only retiring Cabinet secretary to hold an outgoing “60 Minutes” interview with.
The last thing this country needs is another Progressive, Elitist traitor in the White House. The odds of the United States surviving the current infestation of vermin inhabitant are dropping daily. Those two somehow winning? *shudder*
Pollster John Zogby, however, questions if the ticket would sell. “Hillary and Michelle are both very popular and accomplished, but this smacks of too much celebrity and is a tad too dynastic for American voters,” he said. “An interesting reality show, yes. A ticket, no.”
A reality show? Now there’s an idea. I would recommend something along the lines of Series 7, the Contenders2. Of course, considering the competence levels of these two, they would probably wipe out the town trying to hit each other.
If these two actually tried to run, (And Cankles may just try again), the campaign would be the most vicious ever. Moochelle likes to act as the reincarnation of Marie Antoinette, (Thinking that the world owes her), and Hillary? Well I think this video needs to be updated if she tries to run again.
That was made when Cankles ran for President in 2008. Now she has a lot more “Junk in the trunk” such as the infamous “Reset Button” she gave to the Russians.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton learned that lesson the hard way Friday when she presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a gift bearing an incorrect translation — one that implied hostility, rather than peacemaking.
Clinton presented Lavrov with a gift-wrapped red button, which said “Reset” in English and “Peregruzka” in Russian. The problem was, “peregruzka” doesn’t mean reset. It means overcharged, or overloaded.
And Lavrov called her out on it.
As well he should. Thanks to Cankles and Der Fubar, America is no longer respected or feared. Certainly no one trusts us now. Hillary helped get us involved with the European debacle in Libya and is certainly a major reason that Radical Islamic Fundamentalist, (Better known to real Americans as “The Enemy.”), have made such huge strides in the Middle East.
Obama and the current crop of criminals Democrats have pushed the United States to the brink of collapse, and frankly, within sight of a civil war. Putting Cankles and Moochelle into office? Somehow I doubt people will wait until they are sworn in before going on the warpath.
Personally, I would prefer not to see that happen, so please, someone throw a sack over these two and tell them to just go into retirement and rust with honor someplace far away from anything. Meanwhile, I feel another round of projectile vomiting coming one at the thought of those two in office.
~The Angry Webmaster~