Death Notice: Fred Phelps

Good day all, It has come to my attention that Fred “God Hates Fags” Phelps has left this mortal coil. He kicked the bucket March 19th, around 11:15pm.

Fred Phelps was the founder of Westboro Baptist Church, and was best known for making a complete ass of himself and his small congregations by picketing funerals of servicemen and women killed in the line of duty. On several occasions, Fred and his band of fools almost got themselves killed by outraged people1. A motorcycle group known as the Patriot Guard Riders2 began coming to the funerals to act as an honor guard and also to run interference against Phelp’s band of moronic scum.

It is generally considered bad form to speak ill of the dead, no matter how much of a scumbag he was. I also do not want to have protestors disrupting his funeral. We are far better people then Phelps or his so called congregation could ever hope to be. Instead, I would like to propose that we send a group of musicians to serenade Phelps on his final voyage. Here are a couple of auditions I would like you to consider. Please provide your opinions in the comments section.

First, this group. Granted they are dancers, but I think they might be suitable for the occasion.

And then there is this group. They are very well known and would definitely be appropriate for the funeral.

Good bye and good riddance to that sleazy coward.


~The Angry Webmaster~

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