Bye Bye to D.C. Jay
Good afternoon. Since it’s Friday, then it must be time to announce bad news. At least it’s bad from the point of view of the Government. In this case, I see it as wonderful news. Press Secretary Jay Carney, aka DC Jay, is leaving the White House.
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is stepping down, ending a lengthy term in what is considered one of Washington’s toughest jobs.
It is tough, lying through your teeth with every word you say.
The president interrupted Carney’s daily press briefing to announce his departure, calling him one of his “closest friends” and a trusted adviser.
I hear the sounds of the bus revving up!
Noting Carney’s background as a reporter, Obama said: “I actually think he will miss hanging out with all of you.”
Somehow, I doubt that. The disgust with DC Jay was moving beyond the Fox News contingent and into the general Obama Steno Pool. Carney’s credibility was nonexistent. So who is replacing DC Jay now that the tanks that he said were nowhere near Baghdad just drove by?
Obama said he has chosen Carney’s deputy, Josh Earnest, to replace him.
“Today the flak jacket is officially passed to a new generation,” Obama joked, announcing Earnest as Carney’s successor.
So who is Josh Ernest? A quick search and a visit to Wikipedia indicates that he is another propagandist. I don’t see any chance of information coming out of the White House becoming truthful anytime soon. I’m not going to give him the benefit of the doubt. I’ll say it now, that he’s just going to be another paid liar for the Obama Tyranny.
Goodbye Jay, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I also know a place you can get those bus tire prints removed from your suit. Good luck with your “Funemployment!” I wonder what “news service” is going to hire someone with even less credibility than Jason Blair1? Whoever hires this guy is going to see a sudden and swift drop in their reputation. Therefore I suspect that DC Jay will be working for the New York Times in a few weeks.
~The Angry Webmaster~