MAGA = Michael Avenatti Got Arrested

Good day all. This is a week of nonstop winning. The Mueller Inquisition has come to a close, and as we all knew, there was no collusion between President Trump and the Russians. To top it all off, scumbag lawyer Michael Avenatti was arrested.

 

For those of you who may have forgotten, Michael Avenatti was the lawyer who “represented” porn star Stormy Daniels when she tried to extort money from President Trump. That case worked out so well for her that she owes Trump something like $300K in legal fees. It also earned Avenatti the nickname, “Creepy Porn lawyer.

Since then, Avenatti went on to bigger and better disasters. I won’t bother going into them, (There are to many to list), but CPL, (Creepy Porn Lawyer), has been on a loosing streak for a while now. Yesterday it all came crashing down on CPL. He was arrested on a charge of Extortion. Here are the details from Fox News:

Michael Avenatti, the former attorney for adult-film star Stormy Daniels, was accused Monday by federal prosecutors in New York of operating “an old-fashioned shakedown” by trying to extort between $15 and $25 million from sports apparel giant Nike, part of a string of bombshell claims against the celebrity lawyer.

Avenatti, who briefly considered a bid for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, also was charged with wire fraud and bank fraud in a separate case out of California. He was taken into custody at a law firm where he had gone to meet with Nike executives. The 48-year-old appeared Monday evening in Manhattan federal court, where a magistrate judge ordered his release on $300,000 bond. He did not enter a plea.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that meeting. CPL went in to a meeting thinking he was going to blackmail a major corporation. Instead, he’s perp walked right out the door.

Outside the courthouse, Avenatti thanked federal agents for their “professionalism and courtesy” before predicting that he would be cleared of the charges.

“As all of you know,” Avenatti told reporters, “for the entirety of my career, I have fought against the powerful; powerful people and powerful corporations. I will never stop fighting that good fight. I am highly confident that when all of the evidence is laid bare in connection with these cases, when it is all known, when due process occurs, that I will be fully exonerated and justice will be done.”

Considering your track record of late, pack your toothbrush and an extra pair of socks, I think you’re going to be spending your golden years as a guest of the government in the House of Many Doors.

Prosecutors said Avenatti tried to extort Nike “by threatening to use his ability to garner publicity to inflict substantial financial and reputational harm on the company if his demands were not met.”

So CPL didn’t even try to put on a case? He had no evidence? He was just shooting his mouth off, making threats? Dumbass. This isn’t the only case either. He was also charged with stealing a client’s settlement money.

Meanwhile, at a separate news conference in California, federal investigators announced additional criminal charges against the lawyer for a separate matter. In that case, Avenatti was accused of embezzling a client’s settlement money to pay his own expenses and debts — as well as those of his coffee business and law firm.

The Creepy Porn lawyer is looking at upwards of 90 years in prison if he’s convicted of all the charges. He should serve every day of it. Just a year ago, he was the toast of the Progressives everywhere, and was another arrow in their “Get Trump!” quiver. Instead, he’s going down, (Perhaps I shouldn’t use that phrase when referring to the Creepy porn lawyer), and the only one’s celebrating are President Trump and all of those who supported him. In the end, the truth won out and yet another Democrat is looking at prison.

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