The Democrat Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance, to the party, that ships jobs out of America, and promises to stop fracking, so we can spend another 20 years in unnecessary and useless wars in the Middle East, and to the oligarchy, currently being born, one nation, under Bezos, Buffet, and Billzebub, with Zuckerberg suppressing free speech and thought, for all.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~