CBS recommend hors d’oeurves in the garage

Good day all. As we gather together to devour assorted meats and vegetables, we should remember those who are to stupid to breathe unassisted, such as the morons at CBS.

The Communazi Propaganda Corps, formally known as the “Main Stream Media,” has been fully on board with tearing up the constitutional rights of anyone who doesn’t toe the Progressive line. This includes anyone who considers the Wuhan Flu to be just that, a bad cold or flu that all but a few people recover from.

Now that people are basically saying “Enough!” to all the panicdemic nonsense, the CPC, on instructions from the Central Committee, are ramping up their stupidity. Now we have CBS telling people that they should put their guests in the garage until they have been “Cleared” by the ever so benevolent government. Here are the details from Fox News:

A CBS guest suggested in a Thanksgiving segment Wednesday that Americans should consider having appetizers in the garage until all guests get their rapid COVID-19 test results back. 

Psychologist Lisa Tamour suggested the way Turkey Day hosts could make the tricky situation “fun” on “CBS Mornings.”

“If the situation feels weird, maybe make it kind of fun,” Tamour said. “And say we’re going to start with hors d’oeuvres in the garage, you know we’ll have drinks, we’ll do our rapid tests and then come on in, right?”

“You can make it playful, make it fun, and then be able to enjoy the holiday because you’re not worried about safety,” she added.

What is it with these people? Are they born this stupid, or do they spend many years educating themselves in stupidity?

Her suggestion cracked up the co-hosts, but left conservatives weary of COVID measures less than amused.

The responses from people not yet banned by Twitler are rather pointed in their remarks to this idiots idea. Lisa Boothe remarked:

Their brains are broken.”

Actually Ms. Boothe, they would have to have brains in the first place. There were a number of similar remarks with this from Fox News contributor, Tammy Bruce:

Fox News contributor Tammy Bruce weighed in, saying opinions like Tamour’s will keep Americans in a constant state of fear.

“All this does is reinforce the idea that you should be afraid to even be with your own family. In your own home,” Bruce said. “This is insane. Yes it’s cult-like but it really has many more features of mass hysteria.”

So these are the same people who would fly into a blind panic over an old time Orson Wells radio program? Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit, since Liberals are not known for being all that bright. CBS wasn’t the only organization who thinks that mandatory testing is the way to go before you will be permitted to visit family and friends.

Axios similarly raised eyebrows with a piece encouraging Americans to hire “Thanksgiving bouncers” to administer COVID tests ahead of the turkey dinner.

“No one really wants this job, but millions of households may need their own Thanksgiving bouncer,” Axios wrote on Tuesday. “The cover charge is a negative COVID test, done ahead of arrival or outside the front door.”

Several other news outlets have had unpopular suggestions this Thanksgiving as it relates to COVID concerns. A New York Times Opinion article quoted a college professor who suggested unvaccinated children should “eat quickly” this Thanksgiving and “stay away from the older adults when eating.” 

“I’m glad to hear that the children and all guests are vaccinated,” Virginia Tech engineering professor Dr. Linsey Marr wrote. “As the kids will not be fully vaccinated until two weeks after their second shot, I think some care is warranted, especially because some attendees are 65 and older and thus at greater risk of more serious breakthrough infections. You could have the kids wear masks, eat quickly and stay away from the older adults when eating.”

I have an idea. Why don’t you seal yourself in an airtight, sterile environment? Oh wait, I see that you have.

The progressive liberal moonbats are going full on totalitarian with regards to basically anything that smacks of pro-American tradition. Not only do they want to force you to comply with their mandates, they want to flat out end Thanksgiving entirely.

The liberal media have put a damper on the holiday itself, with an MSNBC segment even suggesting that the celebration of Thanksgiving reveals that genocide is “still on the menu” in America and blamed pilgrims for bringing “White supremacy” to the country.

You know, if these vermin hate the United States of America so much, how about they just leave and let the rest of us get on with our lives? We know the reason they won’t. Any country that follows the policies that these moonbats espouse is dirt poor, and such a disaster for human rights that they would probably take these idiots out and shoot them as soon as they arrived, demanding their limos and hotel suites.

As for the idea that you should ban people from coming to your home unless they are worshipers of the Church of Fauci, you can toss that into the circular file. Frankly, if someone said I had to prove I was a member of the Church of Fauci, I’d run, not walk away from them as quickly as possible. Thankfully most of my family have their heads on straight and are very capable of thinking for themselves. Enjoy Thanksgiving and Let’s Go Brandon!


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