Russia issues arrest warrant for Sen. Lindsey Graham

Good day all. Lindsey Graham is the most useless creature on earth, and is a United States Senator. (RINO-SC) He’s also a Neocon war monger who is quite happy pushing the United States into any conflict if it makes him look good. Recently, the Wimp of the South, shot his mouth off with regards to the Ukraine War and managed to piss of Putin. Now they’ve issued a warrant for his arrest.

Ever since Russia invaded the Ukraine over a year ago, the United States has been providing them weapons and ammunition, which, for the most part, the Ukrainians have been putting to good use.

The war has exposed Russia as a paper tiger and the Russian army has been, if not broken, badly damaged. Graham, who bases his decisions on which way the wind is blowing, made some comments about dead Russians being good Russians, thinking it made him sound tough. This is what set off Russia. Here are the details from Newsmax:

Russia’s Interior Ministry on Monday issued an arrest warrant for Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., following his comments related to the fighting in Ukraine.

In an edited video of his meeting Friday with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy that was released by Zelenskyy’s office, Graham noted “the Russians are dying” and described the U.S. military assistance to the country as “the best money we’ve ever spent.”

So it looks like the Russians decided to manufacture some fake news? Why don’t they just outsource it to the professionals like CNN, MSNBC, the New York Slimes or the Washington ComPost. They are subject matter experts after all.

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov commented Sunday by saying “it’s hard to imagine a greater shame for the country than having such senators.”

If you’re expecting anyone to stand up for Graham, you’re going to have a long wait. Most of the Republican Base consider him a complete waste of oxygen.

The Investigative Committee, the country’s top criminal investigation agency, has moved to open a criminal inquiry against Graham, and the Interior Ministry followed up by issuing a warrant for his arrest as indicated Monday by its official record of wanted criminal suspects.

Frankly, I’m not sure what charges they would bring. Of course, this is Putin’s Russia and they go by the policy, “You arrest the suspect, we will find the crimes.” As for Lindsey Graham, since he knows he can’t be touched by Putin’s goons, he’s being all tough and manly. Here are those details from Fox News:

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., came out swinging after Russia issued a warrant for his arrest on Monday, challenging Russia to make its case before the International Criminal Court (ICC).

That moron. The United States does NOT recognize the ICC. In fact, we have a law on the books that any attempt by the ICC and the Hague to go after American citizens would be objected to by all means available, up to and including a visit from the United States Marine Corps, Navy and Airforce. (See the Invade the Hague Act) This fool’s offer to turn himself into the ICC will open the door to these power mad fools to go after American soldiers.

Russian officials announced a warrant for Graham’s arrest after the senator accused Russia of war crimes in Ukraine and said U.S. military aid to Ukraine was “the best money we’ve ever spent.” Graham made the comments in a filmed meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He now says he will submit to the judgment of the ICC if Russia offers to do the same.

“Here’s an offer to my Russian ‘friends’ who want to arrest and try me for calling out the Putin regime as being war criminals: I will submit to jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court if you do,” Graham said Monday.

Once again, the wannabe fabric store manager is virtue signaling. The ICC would have no jurisdiction over any charges brought by Russia against Graham, since all he has done is shoot his big mouth off while doing some needlepoint. Putin invaded the Ukraine and Russia has committed what are considered war crimes. However, the ICC won’t go after Putin for the same reason they won’t go after U.S. military personnel. Russia will bomb the snot out of them and they won’t be as discriminating as the Marines would be with their target selection.

Graham stated that he considers the arrest warrant to be a “badge of honor.”

I doubt he would be so sanguine if Russia offered a reward for this worthless piece of RINO droppings. I suspect that if Russia offered to provide a free bottle of Vodka and plane fare, someone would grab Graham and hand him over. (I really don’t think that Graham understands how disliked he is by the Rank and File Republicans, especially after he demanded the Capitol Police open fire on unarmed protesters)

Hopefully, the people of South Carolina will finally kick that useless idiot to the curb in the next election. Frankly, the only reason he’s in the Senate now is thanks to the Greatest President of the 21st Century, Donald Trump. He supported Graham’s reelection bid. Graham’s response was to knife President Trump in the back. So, Vladykins. What’s it worth to you if someone were to wrap Graham in a carpet and deliver him, alive and whining, to the Russian embassy? (I’m asking for some friends) 😀


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