House Catamite to retire
Good evening all, Angry Webmaster here doing a bit of a happy dance. The chief Catamite1 of the house of representatives announced that he is retiring and will not seek reelection.
Now you might not know what I mean by House catamite. I’m talking about Barney Frank, one of the most corrupt, immoral, slimy creatures ever to inhabit the swamps of Washington DC. Barney Frank, or as he was once called by former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey, “Barney Fag” announced today that due to the changes in his district2, that he will not seek reelection in 2012.
This disgrace to the body politic almost single handily caused the virtual collapse of the housing market and is directly responsible for the massive problems with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack. Back in the early 2000’s, the Bush administration along with others in Congress started to see some major problems on the horizon regarding the two mortgage giants. Frank and others refused to do anything and flat out denied there were any problems. If they had accepted there were issues, the economic problems the United States and the world are experiencing now may never have happened or had been far less disastrous. For more on how Frank and others helped wreck Fannie Mae, please read: Barney Frank and Chuck Schumer’s Role the Fannie Mae Failure.
Of course there was Frank’s personal predilections. Barney Frank was an outspoken homosexual, almost to the point of satire, right down to a lisp. His “boyfriends” have been one public relatiosn disaster after another. First their was the male prostitute running a brothel out of Frank’s Washington Apartment3, Getting another “boyfriend a job at Fannie Mae, a clear case of conflict of interest4, and recently, his latest fudge packing “friend” was growing pot.5
Politically, Barney Frank was “Of the left.” In other words he’s a screaming big government socialist who is a total narcissist and only cared about his own personal power and comfort. He actively aided our enemies and did everything he could to weaken and cripple the United States. Frank, who has been reelected by some of the stupidest voters in America, (Well it IS Massachusetts after all) held his own constituents in utter contempt. His view of them could be summed up thus: “Vote for me you moron and then don’t bother me.”
In the recent election, (2010), Frank had a real scare. He had the narrowest victory in years against a former Marine who wasn’t one of the typical Massachusetts nutjubs the Republicans have been running there in recent years. Frank actually had to go out and do some campaigning and had to spend some of his own money! *Shock!* *Horror!* Like most Liberals, Frank loves spending other people’s money, but throws how own pennies around like they’re manhole covers.
With the recent census and the fact that Massachusetts had lost a congressional seat, Frank’s district was altered and the moonbat sections were replaced by more conservative towns. (Conservative is relative of course. This IS Massachusetts) Between the probability that the Democrats will lose even more seats next year, the changes in the make up of his district and the possibility that the next congress might actually start investigating the causes of the economic collapse, Bawney Fwank decided that the only running he should be doing is for the border. (Ok, that isn’t completely true. Frank hasn’t said anything about retiring to a place outside the United States that has no extradition treaty with us)
No, all I will say is good riddance to that lying, utterly corrupt, scheming, slimy pervert.
~The Angry Webmaster~
- What is a catamite? [↩]
- Massachusetts 4th congressional district [↩]
- Steve Gobie AKA “Hot Bottom” [↩]
- Barney Frank admits he got his boyfriend a job at Fanny Mae [↩]
- Barney Frank Was Present During Boyfriend’s Pot Bust [↩]