I just arrived at the datacenter. The coffee machine. It isn’t working. It has water, fresh coffee but the machine will NOT START!!! *shudder*
I carefully looked at the machine, I tested the “On” button. the machine just clicked and LAUGHED AT ME!!
I am weakened, like Sampson after Delilah gave him a buzz cut. I am not able to function!
I MUST HAVE COFFEE!
No, I don’t have any hot water!! That won’t work!! What will I do?????
I CAN’T DO THIS!! I have CLOGGED SINUSES!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kill me please? I can’t go through the day with NO COFFEE! I DEMAND COFFEE! It is my right! It says so in the constitution!
~The noisily dying a slow and horrifying death Systems Administrator~