Steam

Steam is an online gaming "gateway" that a gamer must access to play certain games--like Half-Life. Sometimes I can log in with no problem, and half the time it's down or something. Steam is short for Steaming pile of rancid poo! Steam must be run by a bunch of fuckheads and I'm sick of it!

*Note from Anger Central
We haven't played Half-life or used Steam for a few years. Frankly we didn't think they were still in business. Obviously they are having some scaling issues.