I'm sick of rants from ignorant, lazy computer owners who complain endlessly about being victimized by viruses but are too stupid to take obvious and simple precautions to prevent attacks on their systems. If you don't update your operating system, don't use a firewall, don't use mail filter software and don't use anti-virus software and try to download Kazza so you can steal MP3's then you are not a victim, you are the problem. The vast majority of script kiddies that potentially make everyone's life miserable could not exist without the willful laziness of computer owners who refuse to take simple safe computing precautions. Complaining about being attacked when you do nothing effective upfront to prevent it in the first place is like dropping your pants and bending over at Pelican Bay Prison and being surprised when someone cornholes you.
these type of people annoy me hating geek for being able to make viruses and fully utilize computers. they are usually the braggers who say they rule at video games that say its not fair if you p00n them on a video game because you took the time to learn how it works. Sadly these people are stupid cuss too much and dont realize the nerds they are making fun of can make life in the COMPUTER-age living hell
The internet used to be a helpful tool in getting information on anything. Slowly over the past decade, it has sunk into a playground for idiots. When you ask for advice online, you have to dig through all the idiotic and abusive comments to get anything useful.
On a popular website yesterday, I asked the community on how to get an entry level temp job in data entry. The results? 45% told me to show off my breasts at the job interview. Another 45% told me to fill out a job application. Thankfully the last 10% informed me that I could go to a temp agency.
I feel like the internet is becoming more and more like the movie Idiocracy with Luke Wilson.
I hate when I'm trying to talk about something online and somebody derails the conversation and changes the subject to sex.
And if I try to steer the conversation back to it's original purpose, I'm considered a "loser nerd who can't get any."
Fucking bullshit. I hate Web 2.0.
For the uninitiated, Merkava is a handle belonging to a poster that used to frequent a forum called Garage Journal and now spends his mornings, afternoons, evenings and weekends on Garage Gazette instead. The 'Gazette would be the hang out of degenerates who couldn't follow the rules at Garage Journal and, like all petulant children, when called on it they picked up their toys and ran away to play somewhere else with people who could tolerate their bullshit.
Now my beef isn't really with the 'Gazette, to each his own and honestly some of the gripes seem legit. No, my gripe is with Merkava and how he conducts himself over there. I've been lurking over at the 'Gazette just for shits and I am simply amazed by how much of a pathetic fucking douche that this guy has revealed himself to be.
Recent example? There was a thread at the 'Gazette about, of all things, refraining from bashing Garage Journal. Apparently even the disgruntled masses at the Gazette site were tiring of their own whining. Anyway, long story short, as soon as Merkava hits the thread, he's laying into Garage Journal again, bitching and moaning about how unfair it was he got banned, how the site owner is unreasonable, how he was mistreated, Boo fucking hoo and the whole nine yards. Even other people on the 'Gazette site were telling him to let the shit go and move the fuck on with his apparently miserable life, but this sack of shit couldn't help himself. Post after post in that thread, he has to continue his whining and bitching about Garage Journal.
The facts are the facts. This asshole broke the rules, more than once. He started fights over there, deliberately, with his ridiculous ranting and obnoxious behavior that someone invariably called him on. He was known to throw temper tantrums on several occasions and go into seclusion for a while before he posted again, apparently trying to fish for sympathy and see if people gave a shit that he disappeared. Yes, he was that fucking arrogant and that far up himself.
In the end, he spit in the site owner's face one fucking time too many and started posting links to the 'Gazette, which is a big no-no. The Garage Journal's traffic is a source of income for the site owner and it is free, no ads of any kind for the users, 100% totally free. That means you have NO fucking right to break the rules and drive traffic to a competing site, especially after you've been told not to. You'd think people could understand this and appreciate the site for what it is, but I guess Merkava's head was just too far up his ass and that he thought he was fucking special.
So the piece of shit got banned, for life at that, and now, probably over a year or so hence, he still can't stop fucking whining about it and hasn't gotten over it. I feel really sorry for the kind of pathetic, self-aggrandizing, hypocritical and narcissistic prick that can have a chip on their shoulder over a fucking website for over a year and not let it go.
Merkava is the absolute epitome of a fucking douchebag site visitor and the kind of blatant troll that brings down good sites. He was constantly pitting members on Garage Journal against each other with his shit and he was a total Snap On fan boy and Craftsman basher, to the point that it became irrational and even annoyed the other Snap On fan boys -and- the Craftsman haters.
What's really sad is that some people on the 'Gazette site even posted in that same thread about not bashing Garage Journal and told Merkava that maybe he should just apologize to the site owner and try to make amends. Nope, the asshole wouldn't have any of that. Apparently doesn't think he did anything wrong. Personally I couldn't be happier with his arrogance and the decision it helped him make. Garage Journal is better off with that piece of shit and I hope he stays gone.
Merkava and people like him really piss me the fuck off. I can't stand that assholes like this can't just grow the fuck up and move on, not even over a website where they were RIGHTFULLY banned for KNOWINGLY breaking the rules. It does, however, make my day to know that this piece of shit is still fucking stewing over it day in and day out and that he has no fucking life. I hope the site owner at Garage Journal feels the same way.
Merkava, on the off chance that you're reading this, grow up, stop being such a fucking baby and move on. Garage Journal got along fine without you and nobody misses you and your shit. I really enjoy the fact that you're not polluting every other thread with your rabid fanboy nonsense, picking fights and talking shit for the sake of it about products you've never used and fantasies that you made up about country of origin missing from Snap On tools. The place is better off without you and I'm glad it still pisses you off that you're no longer welcome there. Assholes like you never grow the fuck up and that's why you should never be allowed back. Fuck you, you miserable, pathetic fucking man child. Grow a pair and grow the fuck up.
I miss when the internet was an epic frontier on getting information. Too bad you loser computer geek wannabes ruined it!
You claim that I'm stupid and computer illiterate because I wanted a second router for my internet connection? It's because I don't want to mess with the only router in the house! If it goes out, then my family gets pissed that we have no internet connection!
Internet tough guy, you act like you are so great with computers. When I asked you how much do you know about computers, you told me you didn't know a damn thing! Loser!
Try getting off the internet and let the adults handle things.
I think people who claim to be intelligent or educated but can't spell and make major grammatical or semantic mistakes need to be banned from posting on the Internet. You are not helping your case when you post something that my 7-year-old nephew or a non-native English speaker would know is poorly written.
I think people who spew any kind of hate speech need to be isolated and have all their methods of communication confiscated. No phones, no computers, no television, no radio, and just for good measure, do a quick surgery on their vocal cords. For that matter, do a quick surgery so they won't be able to breed either.
Why the fuck are these teenagers on Facebook typing "yolo" every goddamn second. I know it's a fucking acronym for You Only Live Once, but WHY. Has this generation of kids become so fucking low that they have to "express" a statement or feeling by using a FUCKING acronym or GODDAMN TEXT LANGUAGE? I'm enraged by this.
People who use Macintosh computers are always so uptight about how fucking great they are. Macintosh are good for office productivity and that's about it. They are awful at processing round objects, (anisotropy) and cannot muster up even the lowest-resolution textures. The people that use them are even worse. Often times, Mac users pretend they're invulnerable to viruses, simply because no one makes viruses for mac. Malware designers want to target a larger number of computers, i.e. windows.; so stop acting like your computer is impervious to error.
I hate people in Facebook who posts a bunch of pictures that will make a dumb person 'like' the picture because the person who uploaded the picture told the viewer to do so. I hate those people! I saw a lot of gruesome pictures that will make you cry and they use those pictures to get likes. For example, last week, I saw a baby infant breathing through a tube with veins on the baby's head due to some serious illness. if you care about the baby so much, first, why don't you specify what illness the baby at least? And secondly, all that bitch posted was the picture and these words
"Like if Yhu Think Dis baby iS cutee"
Seriously, what the fuck? (Sorry about the vulgarity, but yeah, I'm pretty angry all right) Or something else like posting a kid who has cancer and asking for likes by saying "Like if you think he/she is beautiful". We ALL know that cancer warriors are beautiful! And these dumbasses who comment on the post asking for likes, for friend requests in return. SERIOUSLY?! When Facebook was born I thought, "Oh, a new social networking website~ I hope this will be much cleaner than MySpace" and "Oh, you can see their last names, that means it's safe here." In less than a year, you see a lot of people with really long and fake last names that doesn't make sense. I can just make a name right now. "Ricky Fucksthembitchescauseimfineashell. I might be over-exaggerating, but you get my point. I just hate people who follows 'mainstream' lifestyle in fashion, cyber-ethics, etc. They should be ashamed of themselves because what are they doing now, is just plain stupid and sometimes offensive. WE GET IT! I ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT, NOT BECAUSE I WANTED RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS!
Oh, and I think I suck at grammar so... I'm only angry because of attention whores in Facebook.
I'm an avid Yelp! user, I enjoy the reviews and being able to say my piece about some of the real shitholes I've eaten at. Unfortunately, the one thing on Yelp! that chaps my ass big time are the vast majority of the "Elite Squad" assholes.
Apparently if you Yelp! enough AND kiss the right ass, you get this official "Elite Squad" status bestowed on you a year at a time, and people go completely fucking apeshit for this nonsense. Furthermore, those who manage to acquire the title, seem to think they are somehow better than the rest of the site users. The snobbish attitude that they put forth not just in their reviews but all the chatting and discussions on Yelp! is bordering on a fucking circle jerk. Nowhere on the web will you find such a collection of narcissistic, Jersey-shore wanna-be, "I'm all that because the Interwebz gave me this badge" douchbags in one place.
Just about every other person that has "Elite" status has some profile pics that reveal them to be either a guido-looking faggot or some stupid primped up whore with cleavage showing. Half of their reviews are complete shit and poorly written, but sure as fuck, they've "friended" a ton of other Elite Yelp! folks and they've given each other compliments ad nauseum too. Circle jerk doesn't even begin to describe it, but that's the best analogy I can come up with.
I'm sure there are decent folks in there who just have a passion for Yelp! and put a lot of substance into their reviews, but the vast majority of 'Elites' that I've seen have just been self-imported, stuck-up, 3rd grade level writers that can't review worth of shit, but have no problem uploading dozens of pics of themselves at the Yelp! events and everywhere in-between. Photos of food and restaurants? Yeah not so much, mostly just "look at me!" bullshit.
I've never been into Yelp! or any other website enough to make my entire social life revolve around it, but apparently there's no shortage of people that have nothing else to live for. The vast majority of these clowns need to get a fucking life and grow the fuck up. You're not important, you're not a good reviewer and people are not going to Yelp! just to see and hear about you. Nobody cares about photos of your tits, your dog/cat/horse/etc. and nobody gives a fuck about your wedding or a marathon you were in or anything else. People go there for reviews of restaurants and businesses and that seems to be the last thing the Elite squad folks are interested in contributing to the site. Go back to Facebook where you attention whores belong.
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