Suburbs


I absolutely despise the suburbs. Here's why:

  1. EveryTHING is the same. The houses, the strip malls, the schools, same, same, sanme! At least when things in a city are the same, they blend and mold over time. The suburbs are the same in an artificial way.
     

  2. EveryONE is the same. All the kids act the same and dress the same (and I unfortuanately fit the dress part). Can't anybody be an induvidual? My group of friends are uncoventional, and that's the way I like it. All of the adults are the same, too. Lazy, snobbish, self-absorbed, etc. BE YOURSELF!
     

  3. They are boring. There's nothing to do, especially in the suburbs I live in. City: "Oh, look, there's the Sears Tower! The Water Tower! Look at Lake Michigan!" Suburb: "Wow! A subdivison! A strip mall! A McDonald's! Another subdivision!" Why do you think that kids around here get into BS things like egging and smoking weed?
     

  4. They are never-ending waste lands of subdivisions and strip malls. Looking around just makes me sick. How could anybody like this? Want this? ENJOY this? I hate what these things stand for and what they mean.
     

  5. THey are terrible for the environment. Because the suburbs are too low density for mass transit, you must rely on a gas-guzzling car to get ANYWHERE. Also, people around here seem to simply not care about wasting electricity and water. Turn off you fricking lights, for Christ's sake! We also decimate the remaining habitat of animals that wasn't already removed by farms.
     

  6. It's bad for society. Is this the lifestyle that people strive for? Yes, and it will continue to be this way for a long time.
     

  7. They are designed horrible, with no thought to commute, density, etc. This is where suburbs near a city take stride. They generally have access to mass transit, they are designed in a grid instead of a sprawl, and more. Maybe if further-out suburbs took notice, they would improve.
     

  8. It's SO artificial. Cities mold and grow over time. Suburbs explode into existence in a flash.
     

  9. People act as though it's the biggest deal to give to charity. Citizens of a city know how much suffering there is within the city, and try to help out as much as they can.
     

  10. Nobody knows anyone. We are all stuck in our own little private lives.
     

  11. Everything else!

I am extremely grateful for how fortunate I am. I have a roof over my head, access to services, many things others consider luxuries, etc. I don't want to sound spoiled in any way. This is why we all have to join the fight to fix up our cities. If we help those in need and make them good again, the suburb can be rendered obsolete. By this, I mean sprawlburbs. Areas such as Evanston, Illinois are what we should strive for. That is where it's at.

*Note from Anger Central
Ever stop to consider what happens when SHTF and all those nice services...stop? No more power, no food, no police, nada. The "suburban types" may not be much better off, but they will have a much easier time running from the zombie like hordes fleeing the cities. :D


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