They're dangerous and scary! Their teeth are too big. They're heavy animals; that combined with their humongous feet hooves means they have almost unlimited killing power.
If you "spook" them or stand behind them, they might get startled and throw or kick you and there's a good chance that you'll die. That level of douchebaggery is unacceptable. Horses are like a shell shocked Vietnam veteran who doesn't realize the war is over and winds up punching his wife in the face in the midst of a vivid battlefield flashback. They are DANGEROUS and they are UNSTABLE. You can't fucking trust them. You startle them for like a second, and they kick out your friggin face. What the hell kind of reasonable reaction is that?
They are so much like Lenny form "Of Mice and Men": brute force bundled with an uncanny degree of retardation. They'll murder you with all the feebleminded innocence of a six year old. And I ain't tryin to get killed by no grade-schooler.
I am damn angry about the many feral cats that roam around our area. There are so many of them sneaking and skulking about, I've lost count of them. There is a large wooden shed near here and the feral cats use the shed to shelter in and, of course, to breed copiously.
The owner of the shed put a lock on the door, but a local broke it off. There's also a large handwritten sign asking people politely not to feed the cats, but an area do-gooder is throwing out cheap cat kibble for this bird-murdering beasts. As a bird-lover, I find the cats' presence highly-objectionable and yes, I'm damn angry!
*Note from Anger Central
Might we recommend the following site?
THE FERAL CAT HUNT WITH A COEHORN MORTAR
I guess I mostly hat stupid dog owners who don't train their stupid dogs.
Dogs stink, lay in their own crap, puke in the house, piss in the house, shit in the house, eat my food the second my back is turned, get their damn hair all over, and needs constant attention. The neighbor's dog bark at me for being in my own back yard, craps and pees in my yard killing the lawn and little trees I work so hard to take care of.
My family's stupid and un-trained dog always pees and craps in the bedroom, even it the lazy person responsible lets it out, to crap and pee on my lawn. No matter how much I clean up after the mutt, the house stinks as soon as you walk in because I am the only one cleaning up.
I hate having dog hair and dog stink in the furniture and on my clothes. I hate having to clean up the dog's crap, pee and puke. I hate how the dog kills my lawn and trees when it actually goes outside. I hate how the stupid dog will bark at family members when we get there in addition to the mailman or anyone else, after we already know there is someone there. I hate everything about these damn dogs. Am I afraid of it? Hell no. I took it to the crap it left in the bedroom and it knew what it did was wrong. When a child does something like that, they are disciplined but if you yell at the dog, you are being abusive. Hell with that, I yelled at the damn thing and stuck it's face in the crap. Then I giggled my ass off.
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