CHicago needs to do something with their dambed shit bird pigeons. The ones you can see are bad enough, but fear the opnes you can't see. I was walking down Michigan near Water Tower recently, when one of those little winged fuckers dumped his load on my head and shoulders. Since I live 40 miles away, I had to duck (those quaking bastards are another foe of the skies, so are geese) into the shitter at a book store and wash the pigeon shit off my head in the fucking sink and dry my head under a frickin hand dryer. SO..yeah, I AM PISSED OFF AND SHIT ON!

*Note from Anger Central
Do a search on Tom Lehrer's Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. :)

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