insects

God I hate insects so much, especially the ones that bite and sting. In the summer it is so bad, I just got 3 mosquito bites in one day. Why did God create insects that bite and sting people? I never will know why and it pisses me off!


crickets 2

Does anybody have any idea how annoying a cricket can be? I'm to work in my shop and the fucking cocksucker of an insect WILL NOT STOP CHIRPING!! Worst of it is, I don't know where the fucker is, if he's in the walls or where the fuck he is. I had to come to anger central and vent seeing as I can't take it out on him. I hope I find the bastard!! DAMN THE CRICKETS!!


ticks 3

blood-sucking, disease-ridden parasites from hell. ever since we moved into this new shithole that some may call a "house", we've been under attack by the little bastards. my dog has never even had so much as a flea in his life, & now he's covered in bald spots because he's constantly scratching himself. if you could see how many pieces of tape & how many lint-roller sheets we have full of the pricks, it would curl your fucking hair.


Bees 4

Bees have taken over my house! They built a nest near my porch door and we are in danger of being stung every time we leave or come home. Stupid flying shits! They are yellowjackets, not actual bees. But same fucking thing! Build your stupid ass nest in the woods, away from my house. One word for you bees - RAID.


Bugs - Cicada Killers 5

I swear these things are everywhere! They apparently make their nests in occupied territory! Supposedly the males don't sting. The problem is, you can never tell the difference between males and females! They fly around in big flocks like birds fighting and chasing each other, and consequently scaring the bejeezus out of em, my husband, and our neighbors! It sucks for me because I am allergic to bees, and terrified as fuck! Its gotten to the point where I don't even feel safe leaving my apartment! I guess its lucky I don't have a job right now. (I am a full time student.) It never fucking fails either that as soon as I open the damn door when none are in site, suddenly I have one come barreling towards me! AHHHH! Shit! Back inside! I know they won't sting me but anything other than honey bees, bumble bees, and sweat bees terrify the fuck out of me! A couple tried making a nest right next to my back door right? UH UH FUCKERS! I poured motor oil and vinegar down the hole, covered it in the sandy mess they made, then poured boiling water on top of it to burn and drown their fucking asses! They can make a nest anywhere else, but NOT next to one of my fucking doors! Also, it doesn't matter how much you spray the fuckers, they keep coming back! Thank GOD their season is short! (A month tops!) I won't be sorry when they are gone! As soon as our lease ends next May, im out with or without my husband! (He's another tale for another day!)

Thank you amazing Webmaster for allowing me to rant! I feel better now, and I hope you and your lovely wife are doing well. Blessings to you both! :)

*Note from Anger Central
Mrs. Webmaster has a use for bugs. She eats them. :)
(No we aren't kidding. There's a picture of one of Mrs. Webmaster's friends about to chow down on BBQ silkworm larva. Mrs. Webmaster mau'd through 12 of them herself)


Stinkbugs 5

These disgusting and vile creatures are really pissing me off, where the fuck did these abominations come from and how do fuck do I get them out of my house. It's so annoying how these fuckers get in my house and never get out, I know they don't bite but their odor turns my stomache; I half to constantly wash my hands every time I throw a stinkbug in the trash or flush it down the toilet. Then another group of unwanted stinkbug come in sight; it's so fucking annoying when you half to protect your food from these disgusting creatures from falling on your plate and clean up shit they leave behind making your home sickening to live in; I wish we found out where these disgusting bugs came from so w can send them back and take a flamethrower and burn these Stinkbugs alive. What purpose do Stinkbugs even have: I say they should be wiped off the face of existance. Mr. Webmaster, do you have stinkbugs where you live, and do you have any helpful solutions to get rid of them?


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