The Internet these days

I started off on the Internet back in the early 1990s and, in my experiences, some users would help each other out. It wasn't perfect but at least it was relatively better than it is today.

The Internet as a whole is really a hating and angry place! I am bitter because the Usenet newsgroup (which shall remain nameless) I use to frequent and have interesting discussions back in the day has now degenerated into a cesspool, a real cesspool. I am furious because some people want to do is stir up trouble these days. The Internet is a forum of middle-aged pedophiles and little punks behind a computer. Insecure teens, and even immature adults, attack both the Internet newbies and established users just so they can feel superior. Those paper tigers! Tsk, the human condition.

*Note from Anger Central
The webmaster also started on the internet back in the early 90's. He also worked for several ISP's back then too. We don't go into USENET much these days. It's to full of spam.


State of the net 2

UGH! THE INTERNET THESE DAYS! The amount of idiocy spawned from the depth of cyberspace never fails to burn my ass. Fountain of knowledge or information superhighway my ass. And now for why I think it's such a cesspool:

  1. Moderators. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE JACKASSES!? Seriously. Who do these bastards think they are? They think they rule the damn world and can demand respect THAT THEY DIDN'T FUCKING EARN. Fuck you. You're just bunch of losers with egos or inferiority complexes the size of the Soviet fucking Union. Now pull your heads out of your asses and realize you aren't a big shot, you're just a dipshit with a bit of status in some Chatroom or Bulletin board.

  2. THE FACT THAT THE NET IS FULL OF 12-15 year olds. If there is any law that should be passed it should be one that says MINORS SHOULD STAY THE FUCK OFF THE NET. Whatever happened to teaching kids not to talk to strangers? And when will people realize that THESE LITTLE SHITS are the reason why there are so many E-Pedophiles and child pornographers lurking on the world wide web. Another thing is the fact that the FCC wants to fuck over all the mature-oriented sites in order to protect these little fucks. IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN, KEEP THEM OFF THE DAMN NET. And do kids and teens really have any business being on the net? I don't think so.

  3. People who go to chatrooms and pretend to be thugs. Thugs don't sit on the internet all night, dumbasses.

  4. People who go to chats and try to pass themselves off as supermodels, professional cheerleaders, bodybuilders, Pro-Athletes, Surfers etc. or go and look for these types. NEWSFLASH DIPSHITS!! THESE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TIME TO HANG OUT IN CHATROOMS. THEY'RE BUSY HANGING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.

  5. People who chat/post in Da Ebonikz, AlTeRnAtInG CaPs or 1337 $[D33|< (purposely written like this to show HOW ANNOYING THIS SHIT IS). Either speak in a language used by NON-RETARDED people, or FUCK OFF.

  6. E-Patriots who go on about how think their country is better than everyone else's. GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING MORONS. NO ONE GIVES A RATS ASS.

  7. People who go to people's personal websites and bitch about the content. (I'm sure our not-so-friendly neighborhood angry webmaster deals with a lot of this crap). IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CONTENT, PISS OFF, AND PUT UP A FUCKING SITE WITH CONTENT YOU DO LIKE.

Well that's a bit of whets pissing me off about the state of the net these days. I needed to get this shit off my chest.


Fucking Message Boards 3

Actually this is things and people. Fucking message boards. My girlfriend got addicted to them. Acts as if these fucking morons (who could be the most backwards of trailer trash children-buggering Motherfuckers) mean more in life than a used diaper. Shit! I swear she used to be smart (a pain in the ass sometimes but smart) but since hanging around these fucking message boards her IQ has dropped to about 65, she gets enjoyment from babbling like a retarded crack baby, and sudden cares what invisible strangers think about her opinions and her. We are talking about a text based message board. These people could be psychotics or convicts, or schitzos, or freaking insurance salesmen. Why the fuck care what they think?

I used to think someone needed to get serious brain damage to loose their common sense that freaking fast.

God damn it. I wish I could force her to act her fucking age (43) instead of 3!!

Ok I'm done. That felt good!! Thank you. (AHHHAAAA!!!)


domain names 4

F**K!!! Now someone has a domain name I wanted.

I understand he had the domain name first, and that's fair.. but I don't f**kin' care, if I can't have the domain name, then I'm still keeping MY IDENTITY as _____ (I personally don't know of anyone else with the name AND I'M NOT CHANGING IT.. I MADE IT UP MYSELF, AND IT'S MINE), and it WILL ALSO STILL BE THE NAME OF MY ORGANIZATION. I also have an alternative name, anyway.

Not only that, but the idea of selling domain names is f**ked. If Pepsi didn't have a web site, does it still give another company a right to sell that name of something THEY DON'T OWN?!? THAT IS FUCKED.


pop-ups & spam 5

motherfucking, God damned son-of-a-BITCH!!! i'm getting to the point where i just want to run my fist through monitor & throw the fucking thing out the window!!! i can't surf the damned net in peace w/out being bombarded by pure crap. & everytime i attempt to click on a page, or do something else not net-related, those shitforsaken pop-ups have to go & screw me over.

i hope the bastard who came up w/ the concept for that bullshit rots in hell w/ a rusty pitchfork up his/her ass!!! >>:( no good, loathesome cunt-faced DOUCHENOZZLE!!!


Internet Courage 6

What the fuck is it about the Internet that makes people grow balls all of a sudden??? I'm mainly aiming this statement at the group of idiots most people can't fucking stand to begin with. Those fucking dickless piece of shit bastards that like to pick fights on their computers like they're fucking tough or something. Ya know what would be really funny???

If every smartass that ever picked a fight on a computer had to physically meet the person they were arguing with. I tell you what, most of these dumbfucks would get the shit kicked out of them and get put on quiet time. Yeah LET'S SEE YOU TALK THAT SHIT WHEN YOU PHYSICALLY GOT A 6"5, 230 LBS DUDE STARING YOU DOWN IN YA FUCKING GRILL. SEE HOW LONG YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH THEN BITCH. I BET YOU'D SHUT THE FUCK THE UP THEN WOULDN'T CHA??? I'd personally bust you in the jaw with a pipewrench just to see the dumb look your face.....


Rick Rolling 7

This has to be the most immaturest thing on youtube If you look at something you want to see that ends up the total opposite a stupid Rick Astley video. Rick Astley is a stupid peice of shit who has no talent and his video never gonna give you up is the stupidest shit ever why do so many retards think it's funny and say haha you got rick rolled. Seriously grow the fuck up no wonder so many people think the internet is full of stupid people and it's mostly kids who think pulling pranks on people by setting them up thinking its something but turns out to be Rick Astley's stupid ass his song and video both sucked back than and bringing back to prank people is not funny it probably was a good idea than but now it's gotten old and it's really beginning to piss off everyone and as for people who do rick roll rants who end up showing is stupid music video are fucking morons. Rick Rollers should be banned for their stupidity and have their asses beat, seriously people grow the fuck up and take your stupid Rick Astley shit up your dumbasses and shit it into the toilet.

*Note from Anger Central
No, we aren't going to link to the video.


messages/emails 8

I am sick and tired of getting emails that start off with or only consist of "hey baby"!!!! Don't send them to anyone! It's not respectful, it's not cute, it is annoying and rude! THERE!


Free movie sites 9

they say free movies online but when you get to the fucking site all you get is do this survey oh you finished here is your download that leads you to another fucking bullshit virus malware then you still dont get your movie so you download some virus software to remove your dumb fuck of a movie download virus from graboid and then you go and try to find another site to get your movie from all i want tot do is watch my movie that isnt that much to ask for but all these people want to do is make money off of our misery well fuck them and their fucking virus spreading bullshit


Gaia Interactive 10

I joined the Gaia Interactive chat forum in 04' and was happy member for many years. I had lots of friends, spent lots of money and befriended the moderators and admin happily up until 07' when I was in a forum doing my daily gaming when this happens: "You have been blocked for talking back" appears in front of the screen. This is bullshit because I got along with everybody and always have been the type to get along with people on the site and never broke a TOS rules unless it was posting in the wrong topic or a minor accident... But anywho they blocked me for no reasonsand stated (in the wrong account) since I had multiple accounts and only one was used to talk, well they stated after I sent in an inquiry that I talked weird to a mod one day and she decided to ban me when I do not recall ever speaking to this particular mod in my life and what was so pathetic is that they banned the account that I wasn't charged with and sent it to another email that was in a mule account. I was pissed! I was great friends with the site and spent donations just to keep the ma live knowing how hard it is to keep a business up and get the servers working. So it starts to get worse, more mods come to her defense after I began anew on a mule. They started cursing at me, talking trash, lying about my behavior throwing insults out about my old accounts, making me look like an idiot when it wasn't true and all because they are twisted insane corrupt thieves and they get away it and are a well to do popular industry nowadays compared to back then. I am very displeased with this company and the immaturity of these moderators and admin who act like 5th grade nerds who cannot leave their mommies basement at 40. I remember repeatedly begging them to get down to the bottom of the issue when I get an email that says that I was banned for no particular reasons but company feels they should ban me because they know better. KNOW BETTER!!!! KNOW ?!!!!!!!!!!! I lost 50 bucks to get banned for no reason by people who I called my friends and was always respectful. They go ahead and just change the reason too?

Aside from my problem there are countless people claiming they have the same problem there too and that it is very common with this company to just ban people for no reason even people with no political views or anything that could cause slander from the company. I even saw a girl who supposedly hacked a computer there and took items while her friend sent her items through paypal, the mods then banned her because her friend lost the money in her credit card and it bounced so they accused the person who received the item of credit card fraud but told her if she paid money she would get the account back. I am seriously wondering why this company can get away with fraud and immature psychotic moderators who just like messing with customers accounts... I HATE GAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe my friends would lie and betray me like that and also do that to the devoted member base like that. I HOPE THEY GET FUCKING SCREWED!


Internet search engines 11

Why, whenever i type in a search in either of the two main search engines, i get a whole lot of websites who clone my search? I then have to painfully search nearly four pages of crap and utter nonsense including websites that can't be accessed for one reason or another before i get what i was looking for in the first place, One guess who the worst offender is, Google of course GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER GOOGLE


Internet 12

I was trying to get on my favorite site, but it will not work on ANY OF MY BROWSERS...AND I NEED TO GET ON AND IT WONT WON'T WORK. AND IM SO DAMN ANGRY.

*Note from Anger Central
As long as you can reach us... :)
We did have a problem with a bad ad triggering malware alerts, but we fixed that.


Internet 13

I am so damn angry that after a difficult day, when I wish to just chill out on the Internet, I find it not working properly for me. I can get on some sites, only they are not working that well and some sites are not working at all, especially when trying to check my mail. I have had to use another persons netbook in another persons house just to get anything near what the Internet Sevice Providers pretend to provide. AAARrRGggGRRrrr


INTERNET 14

WHY THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING INTERNET SO GOD DAM MOTHER FUCKING SLOW!?? WHY DID IT TAKE LIKE 2 FUCKING MINUTES TO LOAD THIS MOTHER FUCKING PAGE. I HATE THE FACT THAT THOSE FUCKING BITCHES AT THE FUCKING INTERNET COMPANY OR WHATEVER HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE MY INTERNET FAST AS TITS BUT REFUSE TO GIVE ME THE SERVICE I AM PROMISED JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SAVE THEIR FUCKING MONEY! AND WHY THE FUCK WONT THE DAMN CABLE COMPANIES RUN A LINE OUT TO WHERE I LIVE!?? A HALF MILE DOWN THE GODAM ROAD THEY HAVE CABLE WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU RUN IT TO ME EVEN AFTER I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOU TWICE A MONTH TO RUN IT TO ME FOR 8 YEARS AND YOU STILL SAY YOU NEVER WILL! YET YOU CONTINUE TO SEND ME YOUR GAY LITTLE FUCKING LETTERS TELLING ME TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR GODAM INTERNET!!! WELL I WOULD BE HAPPY TO YOU FUCKING DOUSHBAGS JUST RUN THE LINE A HALF MILE!!


Internet 15

Jesus Tits, why the fuck is this shit so slow? FUCKING MOVE. DO SOMETHING. PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED? WHY THE FUCK NOT? PAGE LOAD ERROR?

I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit. And if I want to call up customer service for my internet, I have to talk to some Indian habib motherfucker whom I cannot understand and they tell me to do the same shit that I've been doing for the past fucking week to try and get this shit to work correctly.

I pay fucking twenty a month for this potential fucking heart attack waiting to happen?

*Note from Anger Central
$20/Mo? Might I suggest you ditch that 56K dial up modem and get either DSL or a cable modem?

The Angry Systems Administrator


The fucking internet 16

So they have facebook and they don't want employees to have a decent access to it for no fucking reason at all.

*Note from Anger Central
Actually they have many reasons. One big one is legal liability. (See any financial firm) The second reason, it's their network, their computers and you are there for work, not surfing the net.


Pissing internet! 17

Grrr! My pissing internet has gone down yet again! 6th time this evening. And it's now 2am, I'm trying to watch a programme and had to refresh it 4 times because it keeps freezing 4 minutes in! Oh, and I get the joy of 4 fucking adverts before I can even start the programme. i have spent more time watching the bloody adverts than my programme! Hate it when my internet fucks around


FUCKING INTERNET 18

OUR FUCKING SCHOOL'S INTERNET IS BEING A HUGE BITCH RIGHT NOW AND I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE IT FOR WEEKS NOW AND IT HASN'T BEEN FIXED AND I'M TYPING IN CAPSLOCKS BECAUSE I'M THAT FUCKING angry SO THAT'S MY STORY BITCHES...

*Note from the Anger Central Stone Age
Back when the staff of Anger Central was in school, we didn't have the Internet, or computers. Why? They hadn't been invented yet. We had to make do with quill pens, clay tablets and these things called "books."


Creepypastas 19

Ok I don't hate Creepypastas on the internet, i sometimes find them fun to read such as Slenderman and Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned; however I feel like the internet is just really cooking up too much Creepypasta and it's getting quite annoying. For one thing a lot of people overuse the same cliches when they start a story such as "Someone buy a Haunted book, Video, or Video Game for a outrageously cheep price and once they use it that's when the problems occur."Would you honestly believe somebody if they had an Video Tape that was haunted by some Spirit and everytime it plays, the VCR plays by itself and that sort of crap. Come on people it's getting old, try finding something original instead of claiming you have a Haunted TV that you bought for cheap from a Yard Sale and the Girl from The Ring comes out of it to haunt your dreams. Seriously people can't you think of something more original and less of trying to copy off what someone else wrote in their story. Another problem I have with Creppypastas are the Cartoon Conspiracy Theories; Are Timmy Turner and Danny Fenton the same person? Are The Rugrats figments of Angellica's Imagination? Is Ash Ketchum in a coma? The stories while interesting does give you a dark outlook on the shows, but THEY"RE NOT CREEPYPASTA stories, there's nothing creepy about them.If Anything these conspiracy theories are nothing but made up bullshit that has no truth, written by bored fans and not by the ones who make the cartoons and such; seriously are you people really trying to break people's childhoods, do you find it funny? If anything the reason why i'm so angry at Creepypastas is because of how unoriginal most of them are and how it takes everything you knew about The Cartoons you watch and twist them with some type of false crap just to make it seem like the creators have some dark secret in fucking Children's Cartoons seriously people cut it out already and try being more Original.

"What if the Angry Webmaster is dead, what if his spirit haunts the sites of people who posts rants about everything and every person who makes some of these ranters so angry? What if it's possible that everytime somebody writes a rant about someone on here, the person who gets ranted about them is struck dead or an object that someone hates is discontinued, or a company someone is angry at goes out of business? One thing is for sure I believe this may be the Cause of the Curse of Angry.Net, where the moments someone is ranted about, they are never heard about again."

*Note from Anger Central, from beyond the grave
The Angry Webmaster is not quite dead yet, no matter how many times we poison, shoot, hang or dismember him. ;)


Online passwords 20

Fuck these things. They are always so fucking so hard to remember. I hate trying to punch them in, getting them wrong, and being locked out of my account. I kept fucking up my online banking password, now I gotta call the fucking bank to unlock the fucking thing. I hate these hard password programs, and I hate the identity thiefs that hack into these things, forcing programmers to make these password programs impossible to fucking work with. WORTHLESS!

*Note from Anger Central
We have to ask. Are you a moron? There is a reason for these passwords and it's to keep your money in your accounts, and not have them transferred to Boris the hacker's Swiss bank account. If you can't remember passwords, then we recommend getting Keepass, (Open Source and free), or LastPass. (Free for desktops, small subscription fee for smartphones) We must have over 100 passwords we have to keep and they are very complicated. Password vaults are good since all you need to remember is one password to get into it.


Bad web design 21

I'm fucking sick of this shit. I'm angry that every other website I go to has fucking pop up ads, ads that play sound, and ads that are in the middle of what I'm reading. I finally got an ad blocker, the best one according to Reddit, and I'm still getting pop up messages asking me to sign up for their website and shit! I'm sick of this shit! I just want to log into a website and read or watch the content. Ads and other shit should be out of the way, not in my face! People are now making sponsored content instead of relying on annoying ads, and people are pissed! I don't know why, because I prefer this over forced ads.

*Note from Anger Central
While we do run ads, we also recommend adblockers. We recommend Noscript and Ghostery. Yes, this does cost us, but it's better for us in the long run.


POPUPS AND TECH SCAMMERS 22

Im so FUCKING TIRED OF THESE SHIT POPUP MAKERS AND TECH SCAMMERS. IF I EVER MEET ONE I WILL PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACE SO HARD THAT THEIR WHOLE FUCKING NOSE BREAKS. I WILL LAUGH AND SHIT ON THEIR GRAVE AND VANDALISE IT. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THESE PIECES OF SHIT WHO MAKE POPUPS. THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING


Internet Service sucks now 23

WHY IS THE INTERNET WHERE I LIVE IS ALWAYS CRAPPY,I EVEN MOVED TO ANOTHER STATE BUT ITS SO SHIT!!! I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY DAMN GAME BUT MY INTERNET SUCKS SO MUCH ASS THAT I CANT EVEN SEARCH FOR A GOD DAMN ONLINE MATCH, I CANT EVEN SEARCH FOR ONE, AND DON'T EVEN GET MY STARTED ON DISH, THAT INTERNET SERVICE CAN SUCK MY LEFT NIPPLE BECAUSE IT SAYS HIGH SPEED INTERNET, SO I BOUGHT IT, AND WAS ENCOUNTERED WITH INTERNET THAT'S SLOWER THAN MY 80 YEAR OLD GRANDMA TRYING TO CLIMB INTO A MONSTER TRUCK


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