Advanced Math

 Fuck statistics, and fuck calculus. Who gives a fucking shit about derivatives and standard deviations? You can pretty much eyeball a standard deviation, and computers can calculate derivatives to a millionth degree of precision in the time it would take any fucktard math professor to ram a slide-rule up his asshole.

So, if you're a math professor thinking some pretentious bullshit about the ability to critically think, consider for a moment why you're universally hated, even by those who write and maintain complex enterprise business apps across an organization; meanwhile, you'll continue to masturbate your inner feelings of inadequacy because an ancient desktop computer can trump your problem-solving abilities by failing students via ridiculous departmental standards

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