Good day all. Recently, Felonia von Pantsuit, aka Hillary Clinton, wrote a book. The book isn’t doing to well. In fact, it looks like it’s going straight from the publisher to the remainders table in book stores. It seems that no one is reading it.
Felonia’s relevance has been decreasing since Dementia Joe was installed into the White House by the Deep State UniParty. This has hit her where it truly hurts, in her bank account. To try and make up her revenue stream now that the bribes have stopped coming in, she’s taken to writing books. Usually, when these tomes of drivel are released, the Democrats will go out and buy them. It looks like even the old diehards have run out of money. Here are the details from the Daily Fetched:
Hillary Clinton‘s latest book, ‘Something Lost, Something Gained: Lessons on Life, Love, and Liberty,’ has garnered a tiny fraction of the sales of her last release.
It seems that people are bored with Clinton’s anti-Trump ramblings.
Gee what a surprise. Felonia’s books usually revolve around her or all providing more power to the state and tearing up the constitution. Basically, she’s a Johnny one note.
Predictably, Clinton’s book is yet another memoir about how unfair it was that she lost to Donald Trump in 2016, while claiming she was “right about everything.”
The book is nothing more than a tedious heap of slop that revisits grievances and blatant lies about her “thicker skin” and “stiffer spine.”
Felonia has never gotten over the fact that she lost the 2016 election. She, like pretty much all Deep State candidates, thought it was her turn and that she deserved to be Dictator President of the United States. Of course, she actually should be in a maximum security prison. Needless to say, she doesn’t see it that way.
Clinton lauds herself as “the first woman to win a presidential primary, the nomination of a major party, and the national popular vote.”
And that is why she thinks she should be the President. Of course, she forgot a little thing called the Electoral College as mandated in the Constitution, a document she has very little use for.
She also recalls the good times when she “flew on Air Force One, dined with kings and queens, and was constantly surrounded by armed guards.”
Those guards basically hated Felonia’s guts. I suspect that if the news came out that a warrant for her arrest had been issued, they would be bidding on who would get to slap the cuffs on her.
There is one small problem. Nobody cares.
Apparently, they only sold some 27,000 copies of her latest scream that she was robbed. It doesn’t help that the drunken old hag still doesn’t understand that one of the reasons she lost, besides being an utterly detestable individual, was insulting anyone who basically likes to think for themselves.
Clinton doubled down on her notorious comments about Trump supporters being “deplorables,” according to extracts of her book.
“It was an unfortunate choice of words and bad politics, but it also got at an important truth. Just look at everything that has happened in the years since, from Charlottesville to Jan. 6,” she wrote.
“The masks have come off, and if anything, ‘deplorable’ is too kind a word for the hate and violent extremism we’ve seen from some Trump supporters.”
Of course, everything she just said was wrong. Now the author of this piece, Jason Walsh, came up with a comment that perfectly describes Felonia von Pantsuit.
Clinton is like a lingering fart that won’t go away.
I need to see if I can come up with a meme using that line. It describes that corrupt old bag perfectly. Felonia is desperate to get back into power. I suspect she might be running low on funds and needs to sell access to enemies of the United States again.
The 76-year-old recently signaled her openness to joining Kamala Harris’s administration if the Democrats take the White House in November, which, unfortunately for Clinton, looks increasingly unlikely.
Signaling her openness? It was more like a not to subtle message of “Hire me if you know what’s good for you.”
“Well, certainly, unofficially I want to be as helpful as I can, and would do anything I was asked to be helpful,” Clinton said when was asked whether she would accept a role in a future administration.
We have so much to do that it really should be all hands on deck,” she said at the time.
“And anybody who can help in any capacity should be willing to do so.”
Considering just what an inept, incompetent and stupid person Kamala Harris is, I would think the last thing she wants is to have Felonia von Pantsuit anywhere near her, especially if she is in the line of succession. Of course, it’s entirely possible that Felonia just wants to help out Harris by offering her all the years of experience she’s developed working in Government.
Felonia should just take the hint that America just isn’t that into her any longer and fade away. If she keeps shooting her mouth off, the next Attorney general might just decide to start taking a hard look into Felonia’s actions while she was Secretary of State and later when she was crushed at the polls by the Greatest President of the 21st Century, Donald Trump.
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