Now THAT’S a burger!!

I’m cooking as I post this and can smell some tasty meat baking on the oven in the Anger Central Cafeteria.

While I’m waiting to do some basting, I was reading that horrid anti-American right win terrorist web site Fox News when I saw this extremely delicious item:

2,700-Calorie ‘Super Scooby’ Burger Stands 6-Inches Tall, Weighs More Than 3-Pounds

Talk about a super “Scooby” snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive – it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day.

The towering burger is called the “Super Scooby.” It’s 6-inches tall, weighs more than 3-pounds and packs a whopping 2,645 calories — more than the 2,550 recommended for men and much more than the 1,940 recommended for women.

*Drool*

Here’s what makes the “Super Scooby” special:

— 4 quarter-pound beef patties;

— 12 onion rings;

— 8 slices of bacon;

— 8 slices of cheese;

— 6 slices of tomato;

— 2 sesame buns;

— Barbecue sauce;

— Lettuce;

— And a good slathering of mayonnaise.

What? No ketchup? How can you have a burger without ketchup? Oh well, we must all suffer a few minor things when searching for the perfect burger.

One person who might be able to gulp down the “Super Scooby” without any problem is Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recommends 2,500-3,000 calories a day for men, depending on age and activity level. But Phelps consumes 12,000 calories a day while in training, just to maintain his weight. He could scarf down four of those burgers and still need a milk shake or two to maintain his competitive edge

Somehow I think if Michael Phelps eat 4 of these things, he would sink right to the bottom of the pool. 😉 *burp*

To paraphrase an old commercial…

I can’t believe I want to eat the whole thing!!

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Now if you will excuse me, there’s some meat in need of a good bast. 😀

~The Angry Webmaster~

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