{"id":10148,"date":"2012-12-07T16:07:02","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T21:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10148"},"modified":"2022-08-16T15:17:15","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T19:17:15","slug":"criminal-calls-911-on-his-victim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10148","title":{"rendered":"Criminal calls 911 on his victim"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. In the list of things stupid criminals do, calling 911 and reporting that the victim of the crime you were perpetrating against him is pretty dumb. But if criminals were smart, they wouldn\u2019t be criminals, would they?<\/p>\n

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No, they would be politicians. In any case, a criminal called the police to report his victim. Why? The victim pulled a gun on the criminal. Here are the hilarious details from Fox News<\/a>:<\/p>\n

A Texas burglary suspect dialed 911 early Tuesday morning to report that an armed homeowner was threatening to shoot him, MyFoxDFW.com reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

HEEHEE, HAAHAAHAA! *sniffle* Excuse me. Allow me to continue.<\/p>\n

James Gerow, the homeowner, told the station that he awoke and discovered a man wearing a dark hoodie inside his Springtown, Texas home. Springtown is a small city Northwest of Fort Worth.<\/p>\n

Gerow grabbed his gun and followed the man out to a truck in his driveway.<\/p>\n

With gun in hand, Gerow convinced the man to drop his keys. He told his wife to call 911 and waited for deputies to arrive.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ok, so far, no problems. Criminal breaks into someone\u2019s house and gets chased out by the armed homeowner. Homeowner, understanding that he didn\u2019t have grounds to put the criminal into the ground, holds him for the police.<\/p>\n

Parker County Sheriff Larry Fowler said the suspect, later identified as 41-year-old Christopher Lance Moore, also called for help while sitting in his pickup truck.<\/p>\n

“I’m out in the country somewhere and some guy’s got a gun on me,” he said on the call.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hmm, seems to me that the criminal neglected to inform the 911 dispatcher that the reason \u201cSome Guy\u2019s got a gun on him\u201d was due to the moron trying to rob his house a few minutes earlier.<\/p>\n

When deputies arrived they arrested Moore for burglary of habitation, a second-degree felony.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m sure that was after they picked themselves up off the ground after rolling around laughing their nuts off over the situation.<\/p>\n

Gerow said while investigators questioned the suspect, Moore admitted he had “bad intentions.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And no brains to go with his bad intentions either it seems.<\/p>\n

“I gave him a chance,” Gerow said. “Had he said he had bad intentions before that, he wouldn’t have got his second chance. That’s a different ballgame. You threaten me and my family, that’s a different ballgame.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hmm, maybe he wasn\u2019t quite as stupid as I thought. He seems to have known enough not to give his victim a reason to blow his dumb criminal head off. Well, I\u2019m sure the Texas prison system will out him someplace for a long while where he won\u2019t have to worry about his bad intentions. He will be worrying about something else. Dropping the soap in the shower.<\/p>\n

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ST LOUIS COPTALK: Burglar calls 911 to save himself<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
The suspect, Christopher Moore, placed the emergency call in Springtown, Texas, during the botched burglary attempt early Tuesday after James Gerow, the homeowner, and Gerow’s son pointed guns at him as he sat in his pickup truck parked in the driveway. “I’m out in the country somewhere,” Moore told the … “If he gets out of the truck, shoot him in the legs,” James Gerow told his son, according to the Dallas Morning News Crime Blog. “You ain’t gotta kill him\u2014just shoot him in the …<\/div>\n
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The Jawa Report: Man Calls 911 To Report Being Held At Gunpoint<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil. … In a strange flip of events, a burglary suspect called 911 early Tuesday to report that he was being held at gunpoint by a Springtown homeowner and his son. The homeowner called 911, too, …<\/div>\n
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A suspected burglar called 911 after the homeowner whose house he allegedly broke into held him at gunpoint and demanded to know what he was doing in the house. … Lock your doors and load your guns: San Bernardino warned of uncontrollable crime as police squad shrinks. A San Bernardino city attorney told residents this week to gather arms and prepare to defend themselves since the bankrupt town can no longer afford the law enforcement it needs. Reuters \/ Tami Chappell …<\/div>\n
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James Gerow confronts burglar, burglar calls 911. … Homeowner James Gerow said he awoke at around 12:30 a.m. and found a man wearing dark clothes and a hoodie inside his Springtown home. He then retrieved his legally owned gun and followed the man out to a truck that was parked … Glad to see a burglar get his just rewards\u2026\u2026\u2026by the looks of this piece-of-sh!t he is a career criminal\u2026\u2026.lock his ass up for an extended stay\u2026\u2026. I wonder what would have happened if this …<\/div>\n
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