{"id":10283,"date":"2012-12-19T12:31:36","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T17:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10283"},"modified":"2012-12-19T12:31:36","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T17:31:36","slug":"end-of-the-world-friday-brunch-on-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10283","title":{"rendered":"End of the World Friday, Brunch on Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all, the Angry Systems Administrator here. Friday, December 21, 2012 is the day the world is scheduled to end according to scholars of the Mayan culture. There will be an Earth Memorial Brunch scheduled at the Anger Central cafeteria at 10am Eastern Time, Saturday December 22, 2012.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I\u2019m not taking this seriously at all. Only utter and complete morons, and democrats. Think the world will end on Friday. For those of you to busy sucking on a bong, here\u2019s some advice from our good, if vicious, friend, Foamy:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WdqcbwMjkA4&#8242;]<\/p>\n<p>To all you New Age hippies, put the bong down, put the cover back on the airplane glue and GET A LIFE!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-10283\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"b84f56b7ca\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10283_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10283, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10283_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10283, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10283_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10283, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10283_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10283, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10283_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10283, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_10283_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-10283-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all, the Angry Systems Administrator here. Friday, December 21, 2012 is the day the world is scheduled to end according to scholars of the Mayan culture. There will be an Earth Memorial Brunch scheduled at the Anger Central cafeteria at 10am Eastern Time, Saturday December 22, 2012. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10283\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,100,115],"tags":[6,15,90,34,31],"class_list":["post-10283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-moonbat","category-stupidity-crime","tag-humor","tag-incompetence","tag-moonbattery","tag-stupidity","tag-youtube"],"views":1008,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10298,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10298","url_meta":{"origin":10283,"position":0},"title":"The Apocalypse has arrived!","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good morning all. 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