{"id":10298,"date":"2012-12-21T10:09:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T15:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10298"},"modified":"2012-12-21T10:09:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T15:09:49","slug":"the-apocalypse-has-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10298","title":{"rendered":"The Apocalypse has arrived!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning all. This is the Angry Systems Administrator reporting on The End Of The World! As you probably know, according to the Mayan calendar, today the world is scheduled to end. The Angry Webmaster has locked himself in the Anger Central Secret Bunker, better known as the closet, so he can ride out the End Of The World.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Personally, I think it&#8217;s a lot of hooey. Only really stupid idiots believe the world is going to end. Oh, eventually it will, in about 5 billion years, give or take, but I don&#8217;t think any of us really cares.<\/p>\n<p>So far, other than a bit of rain and wind, things are quiet here in the Anger Central Data Center. I have yet to observe any zombies, other than the usual suspects who voted for Obama, and there has been no deployment of National Guard troops. So, all in all, as I fully expected, this end of the world\u00a0nonsense\u00a0is a complete bust. So much for all those preppers like that craven coward, the Angry Webmaster. What a waste of time and resou&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.NO CARRIER<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo&#8217;]<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-10298\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"96afb48ad9\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10298_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10298, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10298_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10298, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10298_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10298, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10298_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10298, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_10298_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(10298, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_10298_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-10298-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning all. This is the Angry Systems Administrator reporting on The End Of The World! As you probably know, according to the Mayan calendar, today the world is scheduled to end. The Angry Webmaster has locked himself in the Anger Central Secret Bunker, better known as the closet, so he can ride out the End Of The World. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10298\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,71,115],"tags":[38,6,101,34],"class_list":["post-10298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","tag-holocaust","tag-humor","tag-news","tag-stupidity"],"views":852,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/DaffyScrewball.gif?fit=288%2C267&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10283,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10283","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":0},"title":"End of the World Friday, Brunch on Saturday","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 19, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, the Angry Systems Administrator here. Friday, December 21, 2012 is the day the world is scheduled to end according to scholars of the Mayan culture. There will be an Earth Memorial Brunch scheduled at the Anger Central cafeteria at 10am Eastern Time, Saturday December 22, 2012.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":19439,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19439","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":1},"title":"A Public Service Announcement, Daylight Savings Time","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, As a Public Service, Anger Central reminds you that last night Daylight Savings time ended.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":20582,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=20582","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":2},"title":"Anger Central under DDOS attack!","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"March 7, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello all, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. Last night, Anger Central became unresponsive. It turns out the hosting facility we use came under a full blown Dedicated Denial of Service attack that took out all of their clients and their own web site. When I made my way into\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"ductape to tree","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/ductape-to-tree.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":306,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=306","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":3},"title":"C-Span Caller Rips Media and Liberal Lies","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 9, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I found this on Right Wing News. Leah is in New Hamspshire and isn't that far from the Anger Central Data Center. You tel them Leah! Hammer them down and don't let those Mainly Stupid Media sleazeballs get away with their lies!","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12499,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=12499","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":4},"title":"Is it hot enough for you?","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 19, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It's hot here in the office of Anger Central. In fact, it's generally been hot throughout most of the country. The followers of the Church of Global Warming are at orgasmic levels of ecstasy over this. However, there is one squire who isn't to happy about all\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/marvin.png?fit=305%2C420&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":35874,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=35874","url_meta":{"origin":10298,"position":5},"title":"Faceplant BANHAMMER smashes Anger Central!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 6, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Well, it had to happen sooner or later, and it has. Faceplant has BANNED Anger Central from posting for 24 hours. Frankly, I\u2019m surprised it\u2019s taken this long for the Communist Totalitarians of Zuckbook Nation to ban Anger Central, considering the average content of our posts. 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