{"id":10733,"date":"2013-01-30T19:13:08","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T00:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10733"},"modified":"2013-01-30T19:32:10","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T00:32:10","slug":"drunk-really-wanted-to-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10733","title":{"rendered":"Drunk really wanted to go home"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this yesterday and just couldn’t resist. A drunken idiot has an accident, and by the time everything is totaled up, well, see for your self.<\/p>\n

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Yeah. Drunk and beyond stupid. Hopefully, this idiot will do something useful with himself ….like become this years Darwin Award<\/a> winner. He can NOT be allowed to reproduce.<\/p>\n

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The Stupid! It Burns! Make it stop!<\/p><\/div>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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I saw this yesterday and just couldn’t resist. A drunken idiot has an accident, and by the time everything is totaled up, well, see for your self. 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