{"id":1144,"date":"2009-10-23T08:25:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T12:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2009-10-23T08:25:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T12:25:09","slug":"foamy-asks-what-happened-to-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1144","title":{"rendered":"Foamy asks what happened to Halloween?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our old friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.illwillpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Foamy <\/a>is once again asking what happened to Halloween. Sit back and see if you agree with his rant. be advised, Foamy is not noted for using polite language. In fact he wold make a USMC drill instructor blush. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/m-RHVo9Twu0\" \/><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yeah, I agree with Foamy. Mrs. Angry Webmaster went through one Halloween and that was enough for her. She has managed to be &#8220;unavailable&#8221; every year since that first one. This year she decided it was better to hide out in China rather then face the drooling hordes demanding candy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I, unfortunately, didn&#8217;t have the option of being 10,0000 miles away. I think I&#8217;ll just turn off the lights and hide out somewhere. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our old friend Foamy is once again asking what happened to Halloween. Sit back and see if you agree with his rant. be advised, Foamy is not noted for using polite language. In fact he wold make a USMC drill instructor blush. \ud83d\ude09 <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,6],"tags":[6,31],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":1113,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2206,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=2206","url_meta":{"origin":1144,"position":0},"title":"Foamy&#8217;s rant about ads in theaters","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"June 24, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Greetings one and all. Once again I have been slumming over at illwillpress.com, home of Foamy the squirrel and his friends...if they can be considered friends. ;)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16271,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16271","url_meta":{"origin":1144,"position":1},"title":"Foamy the Squirrel on Paranormal romance","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"October 27, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It\u2019s been a while since we posted something from our friend Foamy the Squirrel. 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Me, I've never heard of it, but what Foamy describes drives me up a wall as well.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2567,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=2567","url_meta":{"origin":1144,"position":3},"title":"Foamy rants about &#8220;The Handshake&#8221;","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 13, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Once again, my favorite squirrel has posted a video on something that really pisses him off. 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