{"id":11671,"date":"2013-05-02T16:18:14","date_gmt":"2013-05-02T20:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11671"},"modified":"2016-09-29T05:02:25","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T09:02:25","slug":"emperor-bloomberg-denied-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11671","title":{"rendered":"Emperor Bloomberg denied pizza!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is just to good to check, but I really hope this is true. Apparently, Emperor Bloomberg of the Small Cups was denied a second slice of pizza. To say His Nibs wasn\u2019t happy would be an understatement.<\/p>\n

\"King<\/a>The story unfolds in Brooklyn at Collegno’s Pizzeria. Here are the hilarious details from the Daily Current:<\/p>\n

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.<\/p>\n

The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<\/p>\n

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

*Giggle* *snort* HAHEEHOOHOO!<\/p>\n

Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.<\/p>\n

“Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Uh oh! Antonio is in for it now! He has denied Emperor Bloomberg his due. Of course, the little twerp didn\u2019t believe his ears.<\/p>\n

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.<\/p>\n

“OK, that’s funny,” he remarked, “because of the soda thing … No come on. I’m not kidding. I haven’t eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni.”<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry sir. We’re serious,” Benito insisted. “We’ve decided that eating more than one piece isn’t healthy for you, and so we’re forbidding you from doing it.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh for a YouTube video. Bloomberg\u2019s complexion must have rapidly matched that of the tomato sauce on the pizza. Bloomberg took it with his usual good grace of course.<\/p>\n

“Look jackass,” Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, “I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don’t be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yep, His Honor is nothing if not gracious to members of the business community…NOT! The owner stood his ground and continued saying a word Emperor Bloonberg is not used to hearing aimed at him. That word is No.<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry sir, there’s nothing I can do,” the owner repeated. “Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you’re walking. You know, burning calories.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now that is called sticking the knife in and giving it a good twist. The little jerk stormed out of the restaurant with the comptroller, who appears to have some manners and common sense in this sorts of situations.<\/p>\n

Witnesses say a fuming Bloomberg and a bemused Liu did indeed walk down the street to a rival pizzeria, ordered another slice and finished their meeting.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to all over New York City? The Micromanaging Midget has been butting into everyone\u2019s business and acting like he was, well Emperor of New York City. It\u2019s nice to see someone fight back against this two legged turd for once. My only concern is that Bloomberg will send out his goons from the city\u2019s various bureaucracies and end up forcing this restaurant out of business. I\u2019m not in that area, obviously, but I would definitely stop in for a slice, and if permitted, two slices.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

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The Drawn Cutlass: Meanwhile, In New York City…<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
…a pizzeria owner does to Mayor Michael Bloomberg what Bloomberg wants done to the rest of NYC’s citizenry: New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn. The owners of …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/thedrawncutlass.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Thu, 02 May 2013 11:24:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Another Day, Another Temper Tantrum From Mayor Bloomberg …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
It is just incredible how quick NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is to throw a temper tantrum whenever anyone dares question his crusade to rid the nation of its remaining civil liberties. In this … Bloomie got DENIED a second slice of pizza today!<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/fullrss2.xml<\/a> \u2014 Thu, 02 May 2013 06:55:17 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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