{"id":1169,"date":"2009-10-27T08:37:04","date_gmt":"2009-10-27T12:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2022-08-17T12:18:07","modified_gmt":"2022-08-17T16:18:07","slug":"al-gore-and-the-hunt-for-heat-in-october","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1169","title":{"rendered":"Al Gore and the Hunt for Heat in October!"},"content":{"rendered":"

While checking my RSS feeds, I came across this image from that fine website, the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. He picked it up from another site, What’s Up with That<\/a> and he has encouraged us to pass it along. So I am. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Global Warming is one of the biggest hoaxes in recent memory. It makes Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi Scheme pale in comparison. All it will do is suppress the rights of individuals and give more power to the “Ruling elites.’<\/p>\n

There is a novel that came out a few years ago written by John Ringo<\/a>. It’s called “The Last Centurion<\/a>” and is a fictional account of a of a soldier and his unit abandoned in Iran by a panicked left wing government. Part of the back story was the weather, which was actually entering into a mini ice age due to a “Maunder Minimum<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

We won’t go into the plot of the book, it’s far to varied and downright scary how close Mr. Ringo’s fictional story is to what is actually happening today. Yeah, he did get the president wrong, but not much else.<\/p>\n

I saw our first snow 10 days ago. This is the earliest I can remember seeing it snow in this area. Farmers have been complaining about shorter growing seasons, and I anticipate my heating bill to be much higher this year due to usage. (We won’t go into the costs of Crap and Tax)<\/p>\n

Global Warming is not about science, it’s about a new religion. People following this religion are as fanatical about it as those who strap on explosive belts and blow themselves up for “Allah.”<\/p>\n

The actual science now being done is showing what a load of horse manure Global Warming is. Every day new information comes out how the original “Scientists” and I use that term loosely, basically made up their data. They either didn’t use a large enough sample or totally misunderstood what they saw in the first place.<\/p>\n

These “Scientists” then refuse to submit their findings for peer review and attack anyone who disagrees with them. Al Gore was notorious for attacking anyone who dared disagree with him when he was a U.S. Senator.<\/p>\n

The Global Warming fanatics have managed to get their disciples into positions of power. One of the fanatics is the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Carol Browner.<\/p>\n

Carol Browner first came to notice under the Clinton Administration. She was notorious for abusing her authority and then covering up her antics. Back in late 2008 when it looked like she was going to be put in charge of the EPA, Columnist Michelle Malkin<\/a> wrote an article on her<\/a>. She was trying to warn our elected officials just how corrupt Browner is. Of course, they didn’t listen. Now Browner is starting to impose her ideas on the nation.<\/p>\n

Carol Browner and her minions at the EPA are apparently trying to do an end run and impose their version of Cap & trade. She is in the process of destroying the coal industry in this country through massive over regulation. She intends to regulate carbon dioxide.<\/a><\/p>\n

Ok people! Stop breathing and polluting the Earth!<\/p>\n

Carol Browner fits in perfectly with the Obama Administration. She is a socialist and despises this country and everything it stands for. She is a high priestess of Global warming and will crucify any non-believers who dare oppose her.<\/p>\n

CO2 is a gas that is required for life to exist on this planet. Plants use it to live. Remove CO2 and the Earth dies. Of course you can’t tell that to the congregation of the Church of Global Warming.<\/p>\n

“Oh No! The Earth will burn! We have to do something right now or we will all die!”<\/p>\n

Bullshit.<\/p>\n

To quote George Carlin:<\/p>\n

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We’re so self-important. So self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these f***ing people kidding me? Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the f***ing planet?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m getting tired of that s***. Tired of that s***. I’m tired of f***ing Earth Day, I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a s*** about the planet. They don’t care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are f***ed. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We’ve been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we’ve only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we’re a threat? That somehow we’re gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that’s just a-floatin’ around the sun?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles…hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages…And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet…the planet…the planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE!<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’re going away. Pack your s***, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You wanna know how the planet’s doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet’s doing. You wanna know if the planet’s all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?” Plastic…a******.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that’s begun. Don’t you think that’s already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let’s see… Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh…viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, that’s a poetic note. And it’s a start. And I can dream, can’t I? See I don’t worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we’re part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron…whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

In a nutshell, the late George Carlin said:<\/p>\n

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“The Earth has been here for 4 billion years. It will be here for billions of years more. WE won’t!”<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And he’s right. We won’t be here a billion years from now, but the Earth will be. It will be here until the sun swells up and really torches the planet.<\/p>\n

Personally, I see no reason to worry about a nonexistent problem like Global Warming. It ain’t real and it ain’t happening. We are in the middle of an ice age. This ice age has been going on for 2+ MILLION years. We just happen to be in a warm period.<\/p>\n

12,000 years ago there was an ice sheet a mile thick where New York City is. Hey! Guess what? It melted!! in about 10,000 years that ice sheet will be back and NYC will be shoved into the Atlantic Ocean.<\/p>\n

So, to all you Globull Worming fanatics, CHILL OUT!! The world isn’t going to turn into another Venus for at least 2 billion years. Stop trying to destroy civilization so you can “Feel good” about “Saving the Planet.” The Planet doesn’t need saving. We need saving from idiots like you!<\/p>\n

That is all.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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We’re so self-important. So self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these f***ing people kidding me? Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the f***ing planet?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m getting tired of that s***. Tired of that s***. I’m tired of f***ing Earth Day, I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a s*** about the planet. They don’t care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are f***ed. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We’ve been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we’ve only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we’re a threat? That somehow we’re gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that’s just a-floatin’ around the sun?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles…hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages…And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet…the planet…the planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE!<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’re going away. Pack your s***, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You wanna know how the planet’s doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet’s doing. You wanna know if the planet’s all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?” Plastic…a******.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that’s begun. Don’t you think that’s already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let’s see… Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh…viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, that’s a poetic note. And it’s a start. And I can dream, can’t I? See I don’t worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we’re part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron…whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while.” <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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