{"id":11779,"date":"2013-05-17T18:47:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T22:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11779"},"modified":"2016-01-09T18:46:47","modified_gmt":"2016-01-09T23:46:47","slug":"obama-afraid-of-the-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11779","title":{"rendered":"Obama afraid of the rain"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good evening all. This series of pictures is making the rounds on the internet. Long story short, the president of Turkey was meeting with Obama and they went out into the Rose Garden for a photo-op.<\/p>\n

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There was one problem. It was raining. Being Barack Hussein Obama, the \u201cGreatest President in History\u00ae<\/span><\/sup>\u201d he decided that he didn\u2019t want to get his hair wet. So what did he do? Well he should have called on one of his lackeys or minions, instead, he called in the Marines.<\/span><\/p>\n

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As the picture says, the SCoaMF has no problem calling in the Marines when he\u2019s getting rained on, but he won\u2019t even consider sending them in when American diplomats are being murdered in a foreign country.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now, consider this fine example of the United States Marine Corps. He looks like he should be on a recruiting poster. You can also see he is not very happy with what he is doing. Nope, his is one unhappy Marine. However, unlike the blockhead he’s holding the umbrella for, he will do his duty no matter how much indigestion it causes him.<\/span><\/p>\n

There is another matter that King Putt wasn\u2019t considering. It is against regulations for a Marine, (Male), to hold or use an umbrella. A Marine, (Female), under certain circumstances, may hold and use an umbrella. Here are the details on the regulations from The Daily Caller<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n

The commander in chief of the American armed forces today forced a violation of Marine Corps regulations, so he wouldn\u2019t get wet.<\/p>\n

According to Marine Corps regulation MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations chapter 3, a male Marine is not allowed to carry an umbrella while in uniform. There is no provision in the Marine Corps uniform regulation guidelines that allows a male Marine to carry an umbrella.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, Obama doesn\u2019t really consider himself to be the president of the United States. No, he thinks he\u2019s King Barry the First and he can say or do whatever he wants. If that means ordering a Marine to break regulations so his hair won\u2019t get wet, so be it.<\/p>\n

So how about another leader? One who is actually a monarch? I\u2019m sure Queen Elizabeth has members of the Army holding her umbrella for her.<\/p>\n

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Hmm, guess not. To be honest, if she is performing one of her official duties and requires both hands, someone will hold an umbrella for her. Normally, she will just do it herself. So, what about the previous president, George Bush? He must have used the Marines and other members from the various branches of the military as an umbrella stand just like King Blockhead.<\/p>\n

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Nope, guess not.<\/p>\n

Once again, we see why Obama is utterly unfit to hold the office of chief pooper scooper, never mind the office of President of the United States. Of course, there is a picture of Obama in his one attempt at handling an umbrella.<\/p>\n

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Well, I guess that explains it. This incompetent SCoaMF can\u2019t even handle an umbrella. No wonder we\u2019re in such bad shape.<\/p>\n

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~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i> (Who doesn\u2019t use an umbrella at all)<\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (2<\/strong> votes, average: 3.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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Flash-forward to May 16, 2013 and we see a much-talked about serious breach of United States Marine Corps regulations, where two Marines are ordered to hold umbrellas aloft to shield President Obama and the President of Turkey, Recep …<\/div>\n
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Obama needs to ‘adjust the way he does business’ \u2014 MSNBC<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Obama needs to ‘adjust the way he does business’ … President Barack Obama looks to see if it is still raining as a Marine holds an \u00b7 Obama scandals: Now, umbrella-gate … The newest “Obama’s Watergate” — is Umbrella-gate. Read More …<\/div>\n
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Obama scandals: Now, umbrella-gate | News Sandbox<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Specifically, his decision to have a Marine hold an umbrella for him while he spoke at a press conference alongside Turkish Prime Minister Recep Erdogan Thursday. Pundits like Sean Hannity and Eric Bolling used the moment as a metaphor …<\/div>\n
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The Grendel Report: Raindrops wash away reeling O’s fake veneer<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Standing under an umbrella held by a Marine, Obama looked simultaneously imperious and small, no match for the rising tide of scandals swamping his presidency. At a moment that demanded genuine resolve, his answers were evasive, …<\/div>\n
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Zandar Versus The Stupid: Umbrella (Poutrage) Corporation<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Uniform regulations state that a male Marine can’t hold an umbrella (ella, ella) while wearing his uniform, presumably because he can’t salute at the same time. President Obama probably didn’t know this when he asked two Marines to hold …<\/div>\n
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