{"id":1189,"date":"2009-10-31T13:27:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T17:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2009-10-31T13:27:39","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T17:27:39","slug":"public-service-announcment-how-to-eat-a-chicken-wing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"Public Service Announcment: How To Eat A Chicken Wing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings from the Anger Central Data Center. it is I, the Angry Systems Administrator! I don’t waste to much of my time posting rants to Anger Central. I let that technically incompetent Systems Administrator wannabe do that. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Instead I post things such as what’s going on in the Data Center, a few bits of technical advice, software recommendations, etc. In this case, I’m providing a public service.<\/p>\n

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I am one of those people that has trouble eating wings. I simply can’t get the meat of the damn bones! Mrs. Angry Webmaster, on the other hand, can rip these things apart like there’s no tomorrow. While I was out looking for ways to clean the latest POS the Webmaster loaded on the server, ostensibly to “Make things go faster” I stumbled across this very useful instructional guide on how to de-bone a chicken wing.<\/p>\n

So as a public service, here is how you eat a chicken wing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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I hope you found this helpful. I know I have, and I plan on trying it out the next time I have wings. We used to have a Hooters near the Data Center, but they closed some time ago.<\/p>\n

Until next time..<\/p>\n

~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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