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<\/a><\/p>\nPETA protests beginning in 5..4..3..2..<\/p>\n
Mrs. Webmaster will no doubt find Bambi a very good meal or three. I can see her now grinding away making her home made venison sausages. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
Yummy!<\/p>\n
~The Angry Webmaster~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Angry Webmaster’s brother went deer hunting today and managed to bag Bambi. Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,6],"tags":[47,48,49],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-bambi","tag-breakfast","tag-hunting"],"views":1925,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13926,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13926","url_meta":{"origin":1216,"position":0},"title":"Bambi birth control not working","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 15, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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