{"id":1234,"date":"2009-11-16T09:23:30","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T14:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2017-07-26T06:10:36","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T10:10:36","slug":"stupid-criminals-in-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1234","title":{"rendered":"Stupid criminals in the news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It never ceases to amaze me on just how stupid people are. In this case, some bonehead decided to:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Steal a touring bus.<\/li>\n<li>Joyride around in it.<\/li>\n<li>Make a video of himself doing this.<\/li>\n<li>Post it on YouTube.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the story from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wcax.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">WCAX<\/a> in Vermont:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Barre, Vermont &#8211; November 13, 2009<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Last week Channel 3 News told you about a man who allegedly stole a tour bus from Lamoille Valley Transportation in Morrisville. Now the escapade can be seen on YouTube.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Thirty-eight-year-old Jacob Rehm of Morrisville was arrested for allegedly taking the $500,000 bus on a joy ride through central Vermont. The bus was eventually tracked down in St Johnsbury. He&#8217;s a former employee of the bus company. Rehm is charged with operating without the owners consent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh No! Another disgruntled former bus driver!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now it appears he made a 4 minute video of his adventure and posted it on YouTube. It&#8217;s titled &#8220;The Fabulous Bus Ride&#8221; and it gives a tour of the bus and shots of Rehm driving.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh No! Another Stupid disgruntled former bus driver!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rehm&#8217;s next big appearance will be in Vermont District Court in Hyde Park on Tuesday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Considering this is Vermont, my guess is he&#8217;ll be lightly slapped on one wrist and told not to do this again. After all, this is the state that likes to go easy on child molesters.<br \/>\n(<em>Cue liberalspeak<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>After all, he&#8217;s just a poor misunderstood lad who was abused as a child by no one at all. It&#8217;s not like he was molesting cows or something. Oh wait, this IS Vermont after all. I wonder if the police have checked for any other videos this criminal mastermind has tucked away on his computer?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No brain cells were used in the commission of this crime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Channel 3 News told you about a man who allegedly stole a tour bus from Lamoille Valley Transportation in Morrisville. Now the escapade can be seen on YouTube. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=1234\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,115,219],"tags":[34,31],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-stupidity","tag-youtube"],"views":3148,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":34196,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=34196","url_meta":{"origin":1234,"position":0},"title":"Vermont Govno is a TransRepublican racist","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 9, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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