{"id":12379,"date":"2013-07-11T08:51:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T12:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=12379"},"modified":"2013-12-21T18:16:23","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T23:16:23","slug":"criminal-takes-toddler-hostage-and-gets-brains-blown-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=12379","title":{"rendered":"Criminal takes toddler hostage and gets brains blown out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. This story happened a just before the 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July, but I haven\u2019t had time to bring it up. A woman went into Wal-Mart with her two year old daughter when some slimeball literally walked up and pulled her daughter out of the cart and started to walk away.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This is every parents nightmare. A simple trip to the store with the children and a maggot comes along and snatches one. Here are some of the details from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.today.com\/news\/mom-tot-taken-hostage-walmart-i-begged-her-life-6C10523331\" target=\"_blank\">Today News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A mom&#8217;s routine grocery trip turned into a harrowing ordeal after one of her girls was taken hostage in a deadly standoff.<\/p>\n<p>While Keating&#8217;s back was turned, a complete stranger walked up to Keating&#8217;s cart and picked up her 2-year-old daughter, Zoey. He walked away as the girl&#8217;s 12-year-old sister watched in shock.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The situation gets worse of course. Luckily, this walking turd didn\u2019t get out of the store.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cHere&#8217;s this huge man standing there with my daughter in his arms and he has a knife pointing towards her side,\u201d Keating said on TODAY in a segment that aired Wednesday. \u201cHe said really quietly, \u2018Hey, little mamma. You see this knife?\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How nice, threatening to stab a two year old. When I first read this my blood pressure promptly started up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/MarvintheMartian.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-900\" alt=\"MarvintheMartian\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/MarvintheMartian.gif?resize=100%2C100\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Keating became hysterical. She began screaming, pleading with the suspect to let her daughter go.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did not maintain my composure. I was completely freaked out,\u201d she said. \u201cI wanted to reach out and grab her but he had a knife. There was nothing I could do but stand there and beg for her life.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fortunately, other customers were a little bit more composed.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Meanwhile, other shoppers in the store had called 911.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There\u2019s someone with a knife holding a little girl hostage,\u201d one man told the emergency operator.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe took this woman&#8217;s kid and we need police here immediately,\u201d said another caller.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now I don\u2019t know if any of the other customers were armed or night. In this situation, making sure that this scumbag doesn\u2019t leave the store and doesn\u2019t hurt the little girl would take priority. Since they had contained him, letting the police deal with the hostage situation was the way to go. Once the police arrived, they began talking to the cokehead. (No I don\u2019t know if he was on drugs, and I don\u2019t care)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Midwest City, Okla., police cleared the store as soon as they arrived. They negotiated for more than 30 minutes with the suspect, Sammie Wallace, who continued to hold a knife to the toddler\u2019s neck. At one point, they gave Wallace a chair and talked with him one-on-one, according to the video.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The priority in a situation like this is to protect the hostage. If you\u2019ve seen hostage negotiations on TV, you will know how it goes. Try to get the goon to give up so you can save the hostage and throw his worthless hide into a nice pond me in the ass prison. One thing even criminals don\u2019t like much is people who hurt kids. While the police officer was talking with the scumbag, he started a countdown. This is usually bad news, since it means something bad is going to happen, and it did. Just not to the little girl.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>That\u2019s when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that ended the hostage situation with a happy ending. The little girls was returned to her mother and the now rotting piece of meat that threatened her was waiting for his trip to the morgue.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Today, Keating and her daughters are back home safe and Zoey is none the wiser.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy hugs are a lot tighter,\u201d said Keating, still amazed by what happened. \u201cWhen I watch her play, I have never been more thankful.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At that age, the little girl will not really remember this, although she might be a bit sensitive to loud sounds. I\u2019m sure lots of hugs from Mom and the rest of the family will take care of that. I do recommend they have her ears checked, just to be on the safe side.<\/p>\n<p>Now I heard somewhere that the family of this nutjob was planning to sue for wrongful death or something. I am not able to verify this. If they do, Zoey\u2019s family should sue them right back and sue their lawyers as well. The only tragedy is the police captain who had to terminate with extreme prejudice this worthless pile of fetid dingo droppings. Hopefully he will be fine.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-12379\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"a773cf8efe\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_12379_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(12379, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_12379_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(12379, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_12379_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(12379, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_12379_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(12379, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_12379_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(12379, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>3<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_12379_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-12379-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"super-news-results\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/capt-david-huff-zoey-keating-hostage.html\" href=\"http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/capt-david-huff-zoey-keating-hostage.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">CAPT. DAVID HUFF: The ZOEY KEATING Hostage Situation<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/capt-david-huff-zoey-keating-hostage.html\">CAPT. DAVID HUFF: The ZOEY KEATING Hostage Situation &#8230; &#8220;Tick- Tock, Tick- Tock &#8230; TERMINATE the Clock&#8221; (PUBLIC PATRIOT&#8217;S PT. 21) &amp; (PEACE ON EARTH WITHOUT GUN&#8217;S PT.6). Capt. David Huff- Midwest City, OK Police Dept.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/capt-david-huff-zoey-keating-hostage.html\" href=\"http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/capt-david-huff-zoey-keating-hostage.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/ranchchimpjournal.blogspot.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 09:36:00 -0700\">\u2014 Fri, 05 Jul 2013 09:36:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Anything but routine visit to Walmart \u00ab vineoflife.net<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/vineoflife.net\/2013\/07\/04\/anything-but-routine-visit-to-walmart\/\">Mom of tot taken hostage at Wal-Mart: I begged for her life. A mom&#8217;s routine grocery trip turned into a harrowing ordeal after one of her girls was taken hostage in a deadly standoff. \u201cI was literally begging for my daughter&#8217;s life,\u201d said Alicia Keating, whose recent trip to an Oklahoma Wal-Mart was captured by the store&#8217;s surveillance video. The scene in the &#8230; While Keating&#8217;s back was turned, a complete stranger walked up to Keating&#8217;s cart and picked up her 2-year-old daughter, Zoey.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/vineoflife.net\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Thu, 04 Jul 2013 03:20:50 -0700\">\u2014 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 03:20:50 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Mom of tot taken hostage at Wal-Mart: I begged for her life&#8230; | The &#8230;<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/thebeerbarrel.net\/threads\/mom-of-tot-taken-hostage-at-wal-mart-i-begged-for-her-life.22583\/\">\u201cI was literally begging for my daughter&#8217;s life,\u201d said Alicia Keating, whose recent trip to an Oklahoma Wal-Mart was captured by the store&#8217;s surveillance video. [IMG] TODAY The scene in the store as Wallace walks away holding Zoey, captured &#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/thebeerbarrel.net\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 11:42:17 -0700\">\u2014 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 11:42:17 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Mom recounts knife to daughter at Walmart | EarthLiveNews.Com<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/earthlivenews.com\/u-s\/mom-recounts-knife-to-daughter-at-walmart.html\">TODAY Terrified mother Alice Keating was shopping in an Oklahoma Walmart grocery store when a crazed knifeman grabbed her youngest 2-year-old daughter and.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/earthlivenews.com\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 10:02:34 -0700\">\u2014 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 10:02:34 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/kfor.com\/2013\/07\/03\/midwest-city-mom-relives-daughters-hostage-situation-at-walmart\/\" href=\"http:\/\/kfor.com\/2013\/07\/03\/midwest-city-mom-relives-daughters-hostage-situation-at-walmart\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Midwest City mom relives daughter&#8217;s Walmart hostage situation &#8230;<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/kfor.com\/2013\/07\/03\/midwest-city-mom-relives-daughters-hostage-situation-at-walmart\/\">MIDWEST CITY, Okla. &#8211; It&#8217;s something every mother does, takes her children to the grocery store. But late last week, what happened to Midwest City mom Alicia Keating and her daughter, Zoey, is every mother&#8217;s worst nightmare.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/kfor.com\/2013\/07\/03\/midwest-city-mom-relives-daughters-hostage-situation-at-walmart\/\" href=\"http:\/\/kfor.com\/2013\/07\/03\/midwest-city-mom-relives-daughters-hostage-situation-at-walmart\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/kfor.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 09:55:28 -0700\">\u2014 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 09:55:28 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/club937.com\/police-shoot-a-deranged-man-in-walmart-holding-a-2-year-old-girl-at-knifepoint-video\/\" href=\"http:\/\/club937.com\/police-shoot-a-deranged-man-in-walmart-holding-a-2-year-old-girl-at-knifepoint-video\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Police Shoot A Deranged Man In Walmart Holding A 2 Year Old Girl At<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/club937.com\/police-shoot-a-deranged-man-in-walmart-holding-a-2-year-old-girl-at-knifepoint-video\/\">Walmart Hostage YouTube. The incredible video shows a police officer saving a 2 year old girls life after a deranged man took her hostage with a knife inside an Oklahoma Walmart. The surveillance cameras inside show a man calmly walking &#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/club937.com\/police-shoot-a-deranged-man-in-walmart-holding-a-2-year-old-girl-at-knifepoint-video\/\" href=\"http:\/\/club937.com\/police-shoot-a-deranged-man-in-walmart-holding-a-2-year-old-girl-at-knifepoint-video\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/club937.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Tue, 02 Jul 2013 05:42:14 -0700\">\u2014 Tue, 02 Jul 2013 05:42:14 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. This story happened a just before the 4th of July, but I haven\u2019t had time to bring it up. A woman went into Wal-Mart with her two year old daughter when some slimeball literally walked up and pulled her daughter out of the cart and started to walk away. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=12379\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,71,115],"tags":[3,34],"class_list":["post-12379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crime","category-news-of-the-day","category-stupidity-crime","tag-crime","tag-stupidity"],"views":1421,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/marvin.png?fit=305%2C420&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18420,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18420","url_meta":{"origin":12379,"position":0},"title":"Bob Beckel fired by Fox","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"June 25, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, it's been an eventful day today. 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