{"id":13013,"date":"2013-09-19T10:30:31","date_gmt":"2013-09-19T14:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13013"},"modified":"2013-09-18T18:34:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T22:34:20","slug":"chuck-norris-verses-barack-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13013","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris verses Barack Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As we all know, Chuck Norris is a patriotic, true blue American. There are many stories of just how tough Chuck Norris is. Well, I wondered how Barack Obama might compare to Chuck Norris. Click on the picture to expand it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13012\" alt=\"norris-obama 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2-300x240.jpg?resize=300%2C240\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2.jpg?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2.jpg?resize=150%2C120&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2.jpg?resize=400%2C320&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/norris-obama-2.jpg?w=892&amp;ssl=1 892w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, not to favorably I think.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-13013\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"018b14299a\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13013_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13013, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13013_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13013, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13013_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13013, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13013_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13013, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13013_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13013, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_13013_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-13013-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we all know, Chuck Norris is a patriotic, true blue American. There are many stories of just how tough Chuck Norris is. Well, I wondered how Barack Obama might compare to Chuck Norris. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13013\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[181,6,8],"tags":[6,17,18,8],"class_list":["post-13013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hero","category-humor","category-politics","tag-humor","tag-liberty","tag-obama","tag-politics"],"views":938,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?fit=562%2C700&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6378,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6378","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":0},"title":"Chuck Norris Endorses Gingrich","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good afternoon. Today is the Primary in South Carolina. Last week Chuck Norris gave his endorsement to Newt Gingrich.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?fit=562%2C700&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?fit=562%2C700&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?fit=562%2C700&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":13689,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13689","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":1},"title":"Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris and others","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 19, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. For a change of pace, I just saw a Christmas video staring Chuck Norris, a team of Navy Seals, and a pair of United States Air Force transports. [youtuber youtube='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9W82sMSMJJg'] Merry Christmas from All of us to all of you. (Yes, even those who want Phil Robertson\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/ChristmasBabe2011.jpg?fit=400%2C626&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18581,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18581","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":2},"title":"Iran fines United States?","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 22, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. This story came out a week ago. It seems that as John Kerry and Barack Obama were busy surrendering to Iran, an Iranian court has fined the United States $50 billion dollars.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"muhammed","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/muhammed-300x269.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16490,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16490","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":3},"title":"Grubergate in Two Minutes","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 19, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. As you probably know, unless you read the New York Times or watch any of the network news stations, Jonathon Gruber was one of the architects of both Obamacare and it\u2019s precursor in Massachusetts, Romneycare.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"holes","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/holes.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16523,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16523","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":4},"title":"Angry Webmaster&#8217;s hard drive upgrade completed","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"November 23, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good evening all. I have finally gotten the new hard drive I mentioned installed and configured on that cheap useless idiot's 5 your old computer. Have I mentioned that I despise Hewlett Packard computers?. The problem I was having yesterday was the settings in the BIOS. Apparently Seagate has had\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"chuck Norris","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris-240x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":9015,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=9015","url_meta":{"origin":13013,"position":5},"title":"Review: Expendables 2","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 3, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, this is the Angry Webmaster with another movie review. This time it is The Expendables 2 starring just about every action film star in the last 30 years.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The_Expendables_2_poster.jpg?fit=350%2C519&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13013"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13016,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions\/13016"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}