{"id":13128,"date":"2013-10-05T13:44:18","date_gmt":"2013-10-05T17:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13128"},"modified":"2021-04-02T13:03:07","modified_gmt":"2021-04-02T17:03:07","slug":"king-obama-orders-atlantic-ocean-closed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13128","title":{"rendered":"King Obama orders Atlantic Ocean closed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is Day 5 of The End Of The World As We Know It, and the stupidities of that SCoaMF continue to flow forth like a ruptured sewage line. This time, Obama has ordered the closure of the Atlantic Ocean.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/king-putt.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10027\" alt=\"king putt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/king-putt-150x150.png?resize=67%2C67\" width=\"67\" height=\"67\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/king-putt.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/king-putt.png?zoom=3&amp;resize=67%2C67&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 67px) 100vw, 67px\" \/><\/a>Yes, King Putt, channeling King Canute ((<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cnut_the_Great\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cnut the Great<\/a>)). However, as usual, that pointy headed moron totally missed the mark. King Canute was making a point ((<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cnut_the_Great#Ruler_of_the_waves\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Canute: Ruler of the waves<\/a>)) that he wasn\u2019t all powerful. Der Fubar thinks he is. In this case, Il Douche has ordered the Atlantic Ocean off Florida closed due to the Government Shutdown. Here are the details <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Government\/2013\/10\/05\/Feds-Try-to-Close-the-OCEAN-Because-of-Shutdown\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">from Breitbart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just before the weekend, the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was &#8220;closed&#8221; due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking anglers into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean. Fishing is also prohibited at Biscayne National Park during the shutdown.<\/p>\n<p>The Park Service will also have rangers on duty to police the ban. Of access to an ocean. The government will probably use more personnel and spend more resources to attempt to close the ocean, than it would in its normal course of business.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is all part and parcel of the Progressive Liberal Democrats plan to collapse the United States. First they blocked the World War 2 memorial and now they are trying to close the ocean. Funny, but I thought that was the domain of the United States Navy and the United State Coast Guard, not the Nazi Park Police.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is governing by temper-tantrum. It is on par with the government&#8217;s ham-fisted attempts to close the DC WWII Memorial, an open-air public monument that is normally accessible 24 hours a day. By accessible I mean, you walk up to it. When you have finished reflecting, you then walk away from it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That didn\u2019t work to well. When the veterans showed up, they moved the gates and proceeded into the memorial. Since then, King Putt has ordered the fence back into place and wired shut. The belief is that if someone cuts the wire, they will be charged with destruction of Federal Property. Now these idiots want to close off 1100 square MILES of water?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>At least that Memorial is an actual structure, with some kind of perimeter that can be fenced off. Florida Bay is the ocean. How, pray tell, do you &#8220;close&#8221; 1,100 square miles of ocean? Why would one even need to do so?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This whole situation is Standard Operating Procedure for the National Socialist Park Police.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/article\/360429\/shutdown-simulacrum-mark-steyn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">according to an anonymous Park Service ranger<\/a>, \u201cWe\u2019ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It\u2019s disgusting.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s not just disgusting, it\u2019s also dangerous. People are already starting to ignore the commands from the Obama regime. This could escalate very quickly into violence, and not just from the citizenry. State Governors ((<a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150216110657\/http:\/\/www.foxnews.com:80\/politics\/2013\/10\/05\/wisconsin-gov-walker-defies-order-to-close-federally-funded-parks\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wisconsin Gov. Walker defies order to close federally-funded parks<\/a>)) are now starting to issue orders to ignore the dictates from Obama and his Thugs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10814\" alt=\"generalissom Obama\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama-300x212.jpg?resize=177%2C126\" width=\"177\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama.jpg?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama.jpg?resize=150%2C106&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama.jpg?resize=400%2C283&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/generalissom-Obama.jpg?w=545&amp;ssl=1 545w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 177px) 100vw, 177px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now there are other rumors that Obama intends to outright ignore the Constitution and raise the debt ceiling unilaterally ((<a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160714204307\/http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/sources-obama-to-usurp-constitutional-power-from-congress\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sources: Obama to usurp Constitutional power from Congress<\/a>)). However, that\u2019s another blog posting for another time. Right now, it\u2019s time for the American People to show their contempt for Obama and his Nazi Park Gestapo and remove the barricades. They want to arrest people? They better consider what might happen if a few thousand decide to resist.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10528\" alt=\"times_up_flag_z\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z-300x180.jpg?resize=176%2C105\" width=\"176\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z.jpg?resize=300%2C180&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z.jpg?resize=150%2C90&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z.jpg?resize=400%2C240&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/times_up_flag_z.jpg?w=481&amp;ssl=1 481w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-13128\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"0415c682fd\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13128_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13128, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13128_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13128, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13128_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13128, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13128_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13128, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13128_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13128, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_13128_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-13128-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"super-news-results\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Closing Oceans, Furloughing the Almighty \u2013 How to Beat the Bully &#8230;<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/markamerica.com\/2013\/10\/05\/closing-oceans-furloughing-the-almighty-how-to-beat-the-bully\/\">On Friday, it was made public that he&#8217;s ordered the Pentagon to shut down religious services in military chapels, and Americans emboldened by the zeitgeist begin to proclaim: \u201cObama is Furloughing G-d.\u201d Now they mock his closure of Mt.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/markamerica.com\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:30:55 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:30:55 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/feds-try-to-close-ocean-because-of.html\" href=\"http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/feds-try-to-close-ocean-because-of.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">Feds Try to Close the OCEAN Because of Shutdown<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/feds-try-to-close-ocean-because-of.html\">Of access to an ocean. The government will probably use more personnel and spend more resources to attempt to close the ocean, than it would in its normal course of business. &#8230; Atlas Shrugs \u00b7 Obama&#8217;s &#8216;Peace&#8217; Partner the Taliban: Church Attack was According to Sharia \u00b7 Ayaan Hirsi Ali &#8230;. Like the lowest orders of Orientals, he required to be ill-treated; gentleness and condescension he seemed to consider a proof of cowardice or of imbecility. I began with kindness, but was soon &#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/feds-try-to-close-ocean-because-of.html\" href=\"http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/feds-try-to-close-ocean-because-of.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/mooserider123.blogspot.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:13:00 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:13:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/this-is-all-about-petulant-president.html\" href=\"http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/this-is-all-about-petulant-president.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">Salisbury News: This Is All About A Petulant President<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/this-is-all-about-petulant-president.html\">Consider this: Asked Wednesday if there were any danger of America defaulting on her debt, President Obama rushed to assure a reporter that, yes, indeed, there certainly is such a peril. Why would a president act in so perverse a manner, were he not trying deliberately to rattle or panic the markets? Obama&#8217;s tactic worked. Thursday &#8230;. Station 7 West Ocean City, MD. Station 7 West Ocean City, MD. &#8230; Salisbury Fraternal Order of Eagles 4503. Salisbury Fraternal Order of Eagles 4503 &#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/this-is-all-about-petulant-president.html\" href=\"http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/this-is-all-about-petulant-president.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/sbynews.blogspot.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:00:00 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 10:00:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Fight the Power: The System<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/accesstoinfo.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/the-system_2686.html\">Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook. Labels: Barack Obama, corporate welfare, corporation, democracy, Democratic Party, Democrats, fraud, health care reform, human rights, individual liberties, legislation, natural rights, Republican Party, Supreme Court &#8230;. Feds Try to Close the OCEAN Because of Shutdown *&#8221;Just before the weekend, the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the F&#8230; 27 minutes ago. Cleveland Tea Party Patriots.<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/accesstoinfo.blogspot.com\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:59:00 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:59:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3>Government Shutdown Closes The Ocean | Say Anything<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/sayanythingblog.com\/entry\/government-shutdown-closes-the-ocean\/\">Park Ranger: We&#8217;ve Been Ordered To \u201cMake Life Difficult\u201d &#8211; 20 hours ago &#8230; So, the ocean is closed. Because of the government shutdown. And don&#8217;t you dare try to use the ocean while the government is shut down, because federal agents will be watching. Because the government isn&#8217;t that shut down. Meanwhile, the House just released &#8230; The bill passed with bi-partisan support, it was a unanimous vote, but will Senate Democrats and President Obama accept this compromise?<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\">http:\/\/sayanythingblog.com\/ <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:37:04 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:37:04 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result\">\n<div class=\"super-news-result-title\">\n<h3><a title=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/unbelievable-galactic-level-arrogance.html\" href=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/unbelievable-galactic-level-arrogance.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">Unbelievable Galactic-Level Arrogance. Feds try to close the &#8230;<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-clip\" title=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/unbelievable-galactic-level-arrogance.html\">Feds try to close the OCEAN due to budget Shutdown. Feds Try to Close the OCEAN Because of Shutdown. &#8220;Just before the weekend, the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was &#8220;closed&#8221; due to &#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"super-news-result-details\"><a class=\"super-news-result-details-url\" title=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/unbelievable-galactic-level-arrogance.html\" href=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2013\/10\/unbelievable-galactic-level-arrogance.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/<\/a> <span class=\"super-news-result-details-date\" title=\"Published: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:32:00 -0700\">\u2014 Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:32:00 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is Day 5 of The End Of The World As We Know It, and the stupidities of that SCoaMF continue to flow forth like a ruptured sewage line. This time, Obama has ordered the closure of the Atlantic Ocean. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13128\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11350,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[100,71,8,115,35],"tags":[11,52,12,15,134,90,18,110,27],"class_list":["post-13128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moonbat","category-news-of-the-day","category-politics","category-stupidity-crime","category-tyranny","tag-america","tag-constitution","tag-freedom","tag-incompetence","tag-king-putt","tag-moonbattery","tag-obama","tag-scoamf","tag-totalitarianism"],"views":1329,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/hitlerOBAMA_2.jpg?fit=496%2C354&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19837,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19837","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":0},"title":"Morons in France agree to loot and impoverish everyone","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, the idiots gathering in France have come to an agreement to utterly destroy the lives of billions of people and prove that King Canute was wrong.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=176"},"img":{"alt_text":"BOHICA","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":9825,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=9825","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":1},"title":"The Anger Central Exit Poll","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 6, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, I thought about adding a poll at the end of the last posting, but decided it deserved a post all it's own. So, here is the question. Are you voting for the SCoaMF, King Putt, Der Fubar, AKA Barack Obama, or Mitt \"Mittens\" Romney?","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13408,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13408","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":2},"title":"Obamacare, Deconstructed","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good evening all. A video has been posted that is devastating with regards to Obama 404Care. It's 17 minutes long, and shows King Putt and his cronies lying through their collectivist teeth with regard to passing and implementing The Unaffordable We Don't Care Act. aka Obamacare. The video speaks for\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;medicine&quot;","block_context":{"text":"medicine","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/king-putt.png?fit=431%2C494&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":19201,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19201","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":3},"title":"Obama goes to Alaska to proclaim Global Warming and it snows","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"October 3, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. About a month ago, the SCoaMF, Barack Obama went to Alaska to cause mischief and denounce any unbelievers of the Church of Climate Change.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"imperial-obama-decree.jpeg","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/imperial-obama-decree.jpeg-300x243.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18629,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=18629","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":4},"title":"We can dream can&#8217;t we?","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 28, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"We can dream can't we?","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"obama mug shot","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-mug-shot.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-mug-shot.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/obama-mug-shot.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":16557,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16557","url_meta":{"origin":13128,"position":5},"title":"Obama having trouble finding a new Secretary of Defense","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 28, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Last week, Il Douche fired Chuck Hagel as Secretary of defense for the crime of not always agreeing with everything that His Most Highness and Emperor of America, King Putt said, and in some cases, telling him he was outright wrong.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Just Desserts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Just Desserts","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=135"},"img":{"alt_text":"snob_che_frame","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/snob_che_frame-215x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13128"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34181,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128\/revisions\/34181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}