{"id":13192,"date":"2013-10-15T14:58:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T18:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13192"},"modified":"2020-09-10T05:51:47","modified_gmt":"2020-09-10T09:51:47","slug":"the-apocalypse-day-15-horror-in-the-garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13192","title":{"rendered":"The Apocalypse, Day 15, Horror in the Garden!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh the Horror! The Horror! Due to the shutdown. The White House Garden has been allowed to wither and die! Squirrels have invaded and are devouring everything they can get their buck teeth into! There are rumors of Zombies in the Rose Garden as well! (Oh wait, that was another Obama Press Conference. Those were the reporters)<\/p>\n

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According the New York Post<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Squirrels are living high on the hog thanks to the government stalemate \u2013 feasting on tomatoes from the First Lady\u2019s beloved White House garden while federal gardeners remain idle. With the shutdown entering its third week, the Park Service gardeners who normally tend the mushrooms, peppers, squash and other tasty items have only been permitted to water the plants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ok, so what has that lazy cow been doing? Oh, that\u2019s right. Taking vacations on the taxpayer\u2019s back. How about this you worthless slug? Get out there with your two layabout daughters and GET TO WORK! I know this is an alien concept for you, but you should try a little manual labor for once in your misbegotten life. Well, at least the squirrels are happy.<\/p>\n

Local squirrels \u2013 already a nuisance in D.C. thanks to soft-hearted tourists bearing popcorn and other snacks \u2013 have been milking the shutdown as much as camera-hungry politicians.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe squirrels are always a problem in the garden, eating the berry crop in the summer months,\u201d notes Kohan. \u201cBut they\u2019re now kids in a candy store, gorging themselves\u201d on Sungolds and other tomatoes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey! I have an idea. How about shipping all those EBT card holders who looted Walmart\u2019s at taxpayers expense last weekend ((EBT benefit card glitch sparks Walmart shopping sprees in Louisiana<\/a>)). Those vermin are just like squirrels. They like free stuff too.<\/p>\n

I wonder if it even crossed the Obama\u2019s pointed little heads that having Moochelle and the kids out there hoeing, racking and weeding, not to mention harvesting would make a great photo-op. Somehow I doubt it. Working in the garden, doing actual work, is for the little people, not the special people like Moochelle Obama.<\/p>\n

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Michelle Obama made a big show of planting a garden at the White House, in order to show us all how to eat healthy food. She dabbled a bit in the dirt at … During the government shutdown, Michelle’s harvest is rotting. Normal Americans who …<\/div>\n
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Obama Foodorama: The Shutdown Kitchen Garden: First Lady Gets …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Washington, DC – Obama Foodorama’s story about the decline of First Lady Michelle Obama’s White House Kitchen Garden during the federal government shutdown has landed Mrs. Obama on Drudge Report with multiple headline links. The story from this site … This story from Reuters was linked with the headline “…tomatoes are rotting,” while this story from New York Post was linked with the headline “Squirrels go nuts for First Lady’s garden in shutdown.” Drudge first featured the …<\/div>\n
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Tomatoes are rotting on the vine and the weed growth is unchecked …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Tomatoes are rotting on the vine and the weed growth is unchecked at White House. It is speculated that Michelle Obama will not labor in \u201cHer\u201d garden. Furthermore, she can not \u201cPick\u201d anything in a garden or field that would be racist and what …<\/div>\n
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White House Vegetable Garden Going To Seed, But Where’s The …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Amid the other atrocities occurring as a result of the gummint shutdown, count the White House vegetable garden a casualty. Politico reports on a story by food blogger Eddie Gehman Kohan, who reviews the damage: \u201cThe vegetables filling …<\/div>\n
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The show hosts and contestants visited Mrs. Obama’s Kitchen Garden and harvested vegetables before making these into “The White House Biggest Loser Salad” during a visit to the kitchen with Executive Chef Cris Comerford and Assistant Chef Sam Kass. (Above: Kass with the contestants and show hosts on the South Lawn, holding garden crops) Mrs. Obama launched the … Kitchen Garden In Shutdown. Kitchen Garden In Shutdown Unharvested Crops Rot In The Famous Plot.<\/div>\n
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Oh the Horror! The Horror! Due to the shutdown. The White House Garden has been allowed to wither and die! Squirrels have invaded and are devouring everything they can get their buck teeth into! There are rumors of Zombies in the Rose Garden as well! (Oh wait, that was another Obama Press Conference. 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