{"id":13477,"date":"2013-11-27T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T23:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13477"},"modified":"2013-11-27T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T23:33:00","slug":"before-you-deep-fry-that-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13477","title":{"rendered":"Before you deep fry that turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t watch Duck Dynasty, it just doesn&#8217;t interest me. I have heard a great deal about them. They seem to believe in Traditional America. Well, in conjunction with State Farm Insurance, they have put together a video on how to deep fry a turkey.<\/p>\n<p>As a service, I am posting the video so that you may avoid some of the problems many people have when using a deep fryer and a turkey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5xPV27MxkF8&#8242;]<\/p>\n<p>Have a safe and filling Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5659\" alt=\"tofu-turkey\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey-300x235.jpg?resize=300%2C235\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C235&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=150%2C117&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?w=315&amp;ssl=1 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-13477\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"f39c9bba46\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13477_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13477, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13477_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13477, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13477_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13477, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13477_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13477, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13477_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13477, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_13477_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-13477-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t watch Duck Dynasty, it just doesn&#8217;t interest me. I have heard a great deal about them. They seem to believe in Traditional America. Well, in conjunction with State Farm Insurance, they have put together a video on how to deep fry a turkey. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13477\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5659,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[4,6,31],"class_list":["post-13477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","tag-entertainment","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":758,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?fit=315%2C247&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":41719,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=41719","url_meta":{"origin":13477,"position":0},"title":"Happy Thanksgiving 2023!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 23, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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