{"id":13567,"date":"2013-12-10T17:36:39","date_gmt":"2013-12-10T22:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13567"},"modified":"2021-08-24T16:31:32","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T20:31:32","slug":"global-warming-may-cause-frostbite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13567","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming may cause frostbite"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. It\u2019s about that time of year when the moonbats from the Church of Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change start baying at the moon about how we\u2019re all going to burn to death. Also, right on schedule, are the latest cold weather announcement.<\/p>\n

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For instance, in Antarctica, where it\u2019s late spring, this little news item showed up. According to AP, it\u2019s a might cold down there.<\/p>\n

Feeling chilly? Here’s cold comfort: You could be in East Antarctica which new data says set a record for “soul-crushing” cold. Try 135.8 degrees Fahrenheit below zero; that’s 93.2 degrees below zero Celsius, which sounds only slightly toastier. Better yet, don’t try it. That’s so cold scientists say it hurts to breathe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But…But…But, Saint Al of the Gores said we\u2019re all going to burn to death and the Earth will turn into another Venus unless we all stop doing anything that might create greenhouse gases. How can it be that it\u2019s so cold out?<\/p>\n

Ice scientist Ted Scambos at the National Snow and Ice Data Center said the new record is “50 degrees colder than anything that has ever been seen in Alaska or Siberia or certainly North Dakota.”<\/p>\n

“It’s more like you’d see on Mars on a nice summer day in the poles,” Scambos said, from the American Geophysical Union scientific meeting in San Francisco Monday, where he announced the data. “I’m confident that these pockets are the coldest places on Earth.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, that is near the South Pole. It\u2019s supposed to get cold down there. Everywhere else, the ice is melting, polar bears are drowning and WE\u2019RE ALL GOING TO DIE!<\/p>\n

On Monday, the coldest U.S. temperature was a relatively balmy 27 degrees below zero Fahrenheit in Yellowstone, Wyo., said Jeff Masters, meteorology director of the private firm Weather Underground.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, that\u2019s just because of Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change. It must be burning hot in places like Australia. I mean, it\u2019s almost summer time down there and they always catch fire and burn up. Isn\u2019t that what News.com.au is saying<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Thredbo resort in new South Wales is now in the very unusual position of desperately needing its snow to melt. Thredbo has a huge mountain bike event this weekend but the course is currently snow-covered. Hopefully, forecast warmer tempreatures will take care of things.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I didn\u2019t know that the sainted Al Gore was giving a speech in Australia. Looks like the Gore Effect has kicked in big time in the Land Down Under. Not to be outdone, our friends from Greenpeace, fresh from their recent incarceration in a Siberian Gulag<\/a> have announced that Santa is going to cancel Christmas due to Global Warming. According to CBS DC<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.<\/p>\n

A \u201cSave the Arctic\u201d video released by the environmental group shows a sullen and dirty Santa \u2013 played by Jim Carter of \u201cDownton Abbey\u201d \u2014 in a dark, concrete room with water dripping from the ceiling.<\/p>\n

\u201cDear children, I regrettably bring bad tidings. For some time now, melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas,\u201d Santa warned in the Greenpeace video.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Perhaps someone should tell Green Grinch that not only is the ice cap at the North Pole NOT melting, it\u2019s actually growing larger due to the cold weather we have been having for the last 10 years or so. I really think that the people running Green Grinch should be committed for psychiatric examination. If they honestly believe that the \u201cEarth has a fever\u201d when meteorologists are predicting one of the coldest ans snowiest in years<\/a>, then they are obviously delusional and need to be locked up and heavily medicated for their own good.<\/p>\n

\"Barking<\/a><\/p>\n

The Earth\u2019s climate is always changing. It has been a lot hotter in the past and a lot colder. The Earth was once covered in ice from the poles to the equator. We are in an Ice Age right now. I don\u2019t meant the glaciers are moving in this winter, but the Earth has been seeing ice sheets advance and retract for some 2+ million years. The last one ended, or paused, some 10,000 years ago and historically, these warm periods only last about 10-12,000 years.<\/p>\n

The only reason these delusional moonbats, such as Al Gore and Green Grinch push this nonsense is simple totalitarian control. They want to rule over everyone else and the best way is to convince people we are \u201cALL GOING TO DIE IF WE DON\u2019T FOLLOW THE RULES OF AL GORE AND THE CHURCH OF GLOBAL WARMING<\/i><\/span> CLIMATE CHANGE!!\u201d Funny thing. Have you noticed that about 5 or so years ago, when science determined that we weren\u2019t getting warmer, these moonbats all started barking the phrase \u201cClimate Change,\u201d usually in the middle of a major blizzard. Damn fools. To bad most of the people are catching on to their little scam and won\u2019t play anymore. Now all we need is a lawsuit saying that these bozo\u2019s are trying to create a government mandated religion. They certainly don\u2019t have science on their side, just faith that they are right.<\/p>\n

\"DaffyScrewball\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Sounds like a religion to me.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i>
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We lived to tell the tale. – Wayward Spark<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
It snowed a lot on Friday, and Saturday night was the coldest on record since 1972 (8 or 9\u00b0 here, -3\u00b0 in parts of the Willamette Valley). It was fun for a while, but we are more than ready for a break in the weather at this point. (Also, my laptop …<\/div>\n
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A Magical Journey: Coldest Places on Earth Found – In Antarctica<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
They turned to the temperature records from the satellites, whose instruments measure the thermal radiation emitted at Earth’s surface. The coldest temperature they found occurred on Aug. 10, 2010 (winter in the Southern Hemisphere).<\/div>\n
http:\/\/dannyboston.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 13:45:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Antarctica set record of -135.8 F. | News they didn’t see fit to print!<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
A new look at NASA satellite data revealed that Earth set a new record for coldest temperature recorded. It happened in August 2010 when it hit -135.8 degrees. Then on July 31 of this year, it came close again: -135.3 degrees. The old record …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/bill-mcadory.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 13:39:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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From Frigid to More Snow Chances – Indianapolis Weather Blog …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Thursday morning will be the coldest, with lows -5 to 5 degrees. There will be more sunshine on Thursday, but highs will only be in the teens. Friday will start dry, but it will end with the chance for a wintry mix and snow. This is a still developing …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/blog.wthr.com\/ \u2014 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 13:31:59 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Winter Weather Message | Iowa Weather Blog<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
COLDEST OVER THE HIGHER TERRAIN AREAS OF NORTHEAST IOWA. * THE SNOW\u2026BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WILL IMPACT TRAVEL TONIGHT INTO WEDNESDAY MORNING. THE WIND CHILLS COULD RESULT IN FROST …<\/div>\n
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Rain Returns As The Weekend Begins : The Alabama Weather Blog<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
It isn’t on every run, but we are getting some decent consistency in the idea, and some of the operational runs hint this might be the coldest Christmas since 1989 for some parts of the U.S. Again, see the Weather Xtreme video for details.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.alabamawx.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 12:51:32 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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