{"id":13648,"date":"2013-12-15T18:22:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T23:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13648"},"modified":"2013-12-15T18:22:23","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T23:22:23","slug":"i-hate-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13648","title":{"rendered":"I hate global warming!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Gore Effect was in full roar this weekend. The Anger Central Primary Dwelling was buried under about a foot of Al Gore&#8217;s dandruff. Since I was forced to terminate the Angry Groundskeeper, (Immigration issues), I have been out all day clearing the snow off the property.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This has been a bad week for Global Warming groups. It seems that they met in Sunny San Francisco and were greeted with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/bayarea\/article\/Cold-snap-not-going-away-anytime-soon-5046577.php\" target=\"_blank\">dangerously cold temperatures.<\/a> According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/bayarea\/article\/Cold-snap-not-going-away-anytime-soon-5046577.php\" target=\"_blank\">SF Gate:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Bay Area&#8217;s cold snap continued to send shivers through residents early in the week as freeze warnings remained in place, but temperatures are expected to warm up starting Monday. Shelter officials throughout the region are keeping open additional beds for those seeking a respite from the unusually frigid weather, which is being blamed for causing the deaths of at least four homeless people since Nov. 28. Three of them were in San Jose, one in Saratoga and a fifth man found dead Friday in Dublin may have also died because of the cold.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday night was expected to be the coldest of the week, with temperatures sinking into the high teens or low 20s inland, and between 30 and 35 degrees in coastal areas. San Francisco was the lone warmer spot with temperatures in the mid- to upper 30s, said <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/?controllerName=search&amp;action=search&amp;channel=bayarea&amp;search=1&amp;inlineLink=1&amp;query=%22Charles+Bell%22\" target=\"_blank\">Charles Bell<\/a>, a meteorologist with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/?controllerName=search&amp;action=search&amp;channel=bayarea&amp;search=1&amp;inlineLink=1&amp;query=%22National+Weather+Service%22\" target=\"_blank\">National Weather Service<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh, Gotta love the Schadenfreude. Nothing like people freezing to death while the believers in the Church of Global Warming are having one of their convocations. It couldn&#8217;t happen to a nicer bunch of frauds.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13649\" alt=\"Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=300%2C240\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon.jpg?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon.jpg?resize=150%2C120&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon.jpg?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh well, back to shoveling out the rest of the Global Warming.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-13648\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"eb9b896d16\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13648_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13648, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13648_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13648, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13648_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13648, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13648_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13648, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_13648_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(13648, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_13648_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-13648-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gore Effect was in full roar this weekend. The Anger Central Primary Dwelling was buried under about a foot of Al Gore&#8217;s dandruff. Since I was forced to terminate the Angry Groundskeeper, (Immigration issues), I have been out all day clearing the snow off the property. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13648\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13649,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,43],"tags":[44,195],"class_list":["post-13648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-global-warming","tag-globull-worming","tag-schadenfreude"],"views":858,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon.jpg?fit=320%2C256&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":27730,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=27730","url_meta":{"origin":13648,"position":0},"title":"Al Gore is speaking, Extreme cold expected","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 29, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. We haven\u2019t heard from Al Gore lately, but he must be speaking out on his favorite subject, Global Warming. Why do I say this? The long term forecast is for extreme cold weather, that\u2019s why. When Al Gore started screeching about Global Warming, people noticed that it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=176"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17819,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17819","url_meta":{"origin":13648,"position":1},"title":"Thousands march to stop global warming","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"And nearly freeze to death doing so. Good day all, we have yet another instance of Moonbat Madness, this time in Quebec City. Thousands of morons marched to protest man caused global warming. The only problem was, they were nearly snowed out. Here are the hilarious details from the Daily\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":22923,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22923","url_meta":{"origin":13648,"position":2},"title":"If it\u2019s cold out, there will be Global Warming protests","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It seems some people just can\u2019t take a hint. Once again, a group from the Church of Global Warming, (Algore Akbar!), decided to protest things like fracking, oil, modern conveniences, etc. and once again Mother Nature had something to say about it.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/snow-covered-sphinx-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":22842,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22842","url_meta":{"origin":13648,"position":3},"title":"Allah decides he wants to ski in Saudi Arabia","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"November 30, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Now that President-Elect Trump is about to take office, the Global Warming and Climate Change scammers are in a blind panic. They are mustering all their forces to \u201cStop Trump\u201d and \u201cSave the Planet\u201d from Global Warming.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16940,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=16940","url_meta":{"origin":13648,"position":4},"title":"Want warmer temperatures? Move to Mars","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 9, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. We are in the midst of some dangerously cold weather here at Anger Central. It has reached -10 Fahrenheit in the last couple of days. 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It seems that Great Britain might be facing below normal temperatures for the next few decades.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13648"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13652,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13648\/revisions\/13652"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}