{"id":13746,"date":"2013-12-25T15:52:42","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T20:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13746"},"modified":"2013-12-25T15:52:42","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T20:52:42","slug":"merry-christmas-one-and-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13746","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas one and all"},"content":{"rendered":"

Merry Christmas Everyone! Everyone here at Anger Central, with the exception of that Grinch Angry Systems Administrator had a great time at the company Christmas Party. We heard there were some problems with package deliveries for some people though. We have found the reason on what caused the delays.<\/p>\n

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Of course, Mrs. Webmaster gave me the perfect present, just like last year.<\/p>\n

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From all of us, to all of you, Merry Christmas and have a safe and happy, Obamacarefree New Year!<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (2<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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