{"id":13803,"date":"2014-01-02T15:47:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T20:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13803"},"modified":"2016-04-25T06:01:32","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T10:01:32","slug":"the-latest-from-the-church-of-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13803","title":{"rendered":"The latest from the Church of Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all from the snowy North East. Anger Central is in the process of battening down the hatches, checking the bread, milk and toilet paper supplies and getting ready for a major blast of Global Warming. We are looking at up to 14 inches of Global Warming by this time tomorrow.<\/p>\n

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Now, as you may have guessed from the opening paragraph, I am not totally convinced that the Earth has a fever per Al Gore. In fact, I\u2019ve been one of those laughing hysterically at the plight of a bunch of Global Warmist \u201cScientists\u201d who managed to get their research ship frozen in so tightly in the Antarctic sea ice that they were just pulled off by rescue helicopter.<\/p>\n

I have heard that the \u201cFlaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom\u201d are very disappointed that their meal of fresh two legged herbivores has managed to escape. The Russian crew of the ship have remained and they like the cold and are smacking their lips at the thought of some fresh roasted \u201cFlaming Carnivorous Penguins of Doom\u201d for dinner. Since the rescue chopper also delivered some critical supplies, (Many cases of Vodka), they are all set to ride out the worst the Antarctic has to throw at them.<\/p>\n

Now, you would think that having a shipload of Global Warmists frozen in the Antarctic sea ice in summer would make some of these people sit down and rethink their positions. You would me sadly mistaken. In a story in the Telegraph, these knotheads are doubling down on stupid.<\/p>\n

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As the planet marked its fourth hottest year on record, a study published in the journal Nature <\/i>found increasing levels of carbon dioxide will lead to thinner ocean clouds and reduce their cooling impact, causing temperature rises of at least 5.6F (3C) over the course of the century.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fourth hottest? Ok, what planet were they studying? Venus? It\u2019s damn hot there. Here, its damn cold.<\/p>\n

The team of scientists said the findings show some climate models have been too \u201coptimistic\u201d and previous estimates of a minimum temperature rise of only 2.7F (1.5C) could now be discounted. The optimistic models did not properly assess the impact of water evaporation, which sometimes rises only a short distance into the atmosphere and causes updraughts that reduce cloud cover, the study found.<\/p>\n

\u201dThese models have been predicting a lower climate sensitivity but we believe they\u2019re incorrect,\u201d Professor Steven Sherwood, from the University of New South Wales, told The Sydney Morning Herald<\/i>. \u201cThe net effect of [climate change] is you have less cloud cover.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Less cloud cover? Hmm, let me look. Guess what? We have 100% cloud cover and we\u2019re looking at a major snow storm you pack of incompetent barking Moonbats!<\/p>\n

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The study comes amid a controversy in Australia<\/a> <\/strong>over claims by Maurice Newman, Prime Minister Tony Abbott\u2019s top business adviser, who said the world had been taken \u201chostage to climate change madness\u201d. Mr Newman said the climate change establishment, led by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, remained \u201cintent on exploiting the masses and extracting more money\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

DING DING DING! We Have a WINNER!! In case you have forgotten, High Cardinal Al Gore of the Church of Global Warming made his fortune fleecing the flock with his carbon credit scam and his speaking fees.<\/p>\n

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\u201cThe scientific delusion, the religion behind the climate crusade, is crumbling,\u201d he wrote in The Australian. \u201cGlobal temperatures have gone nowhere for 17 years… If the IPCC were your financial adviser, you would have sacked it long ago.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Actually, I think you would have gone to the police and had these scam artists arrested and prosecuted for fraud. In reading the story, it looks like this is a local weather phenomenon and has very little to do with actual global climate science. One of the major problems for these scientists is their computer models. When they load historical data and run their models, they fail miserably. Now if your computer program can\u2019t report on weather that has already happened, then your program is obviously not working and needs some serious reworking.<\/p>\n

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Of course, since this is a religion and not actual science, these incompetent idiots just lie. As Mr. Newman said, it\u2019s all about the money. These scientists live and die from government grants. If they can\u2019t get a grant on a field of research, (In this case Global Warming), then they end up flipping kangaroo burgers at the local Crocodile Dundee\u2019s. Since most of these jokers have never had a real job in their lives, the thought of actually having to work terrifies them.<\/p>\n

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The other day I was talking to a girl behind the counter of the local stop and rob. It was freezing cold out and I asked her how she was handling the horrendous heat wave we were undergoing. She laughed and replied with a suitably sarcastic remark, then went on a tear about all this global warming and climate change nonsense. As she said, the climate is always changing. It\u2019s been a lot hotter and a lot colder. This is one very smart young lady.<\/p>\n

The day is coming when these clots are going to receive the full measure of ridicule they have so richly earned. Some of them might even face the long arm of the law, since they have managed to scam 10\u2019s of millions of (Select the currency of your choice) from taxpayers. Their pronouncements and recommendations have cost people hundreds of billions and possibly trillions over the last 15 years. Long prison sentences for some for the ring leaders is to good for them. Now if they are Kratmanized…(Kratmanized: To be executed in a truly horrific manner, usually involving castration and crucifixion. Named after author Tom Kratman. (Who will no doubt stop in when he sees his name pop up on the net))<\/p>\n

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WTF!! Where the hell is that global warming I’ve been promised? … At the bus stop corner, I first bought a cup of steaming coffee from Starbucks, but could not drink it fast enough, because ice began to form on the surface within five minutes of standing outside. And despite the sartorial statement my clothing made … I’m well aware that man-made climate change is real, and that the overall temperature of the planet has increased dangerously in recent years. I just wish a little of that heat …<\/div>\n
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Global warming’s greatest teaching moment gone to waste<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
“Carbon (Dioxide) trading is now the fastest growing commodities market on earth…..And here’s the great … “Australia is in the midst of the greatest teaching moment on global warming possibly since this entire business began. Our team of scientists …. Lack of accountability clouding the climate change debate – [image: ipcc-full-of-holes]We’ve recently seen comments about climate matters from Maurice Newman, the chairman of the Prime Minister’s Business Advisory… 3 hours ago.<\/div>\n
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“Carbon (Dioxide) trading is now the fastest growing commodities market on earth…..And here’s the great thing about it. … This blog has been tracking the ‘Global Warming Scam’ for over four years now. There are a very large number of …. Lack of accountability clouding the climate change debate – [image: ipcc-full-of-holes]We’ve recently seen comments about climate matters from Maurice Newman, the chairman of the Prime Minister’s Business Advisory… 3 hours ago. Tom Nelson.<\/div>\n
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Climategate: Now that the ‘Ship of Fools’ is safe in Antarctica, tough …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
“Carbon (Dioxide) trading is now the fastest growing commodities market on earth…..And here’s the great thing about it. … This blog has been tracking the ‘Global Warming Scam’ for over four years now. There are a very large number of …. Lack of accountability clouding the climate change debate – [image: ipcc-full-of-holes]We’ve recently seen comments about climate matters from Maurice Newman, the chairman of the Prime Minister’s Business Advisory… 3 hours ago. Tom Nelson.<\/div>\n
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