{"id":13829,"date":"2014-01-06T16:09:57","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T21:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13829"},"modified":"2020-10-10T05:21:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-10T09:21:28","slug":"the-goracle-speaks-temperatures-plummet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13829","title":{"rendered":"The Goracle Speaks! Temperatures Plummet!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Greetings one and all. Now that we seem to have corrected one of our technology debacles, it\u2019s time to report once again on Human Caused Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change. It appears that the Planet is not taking the hint from the Goracle ((Goracle defined<\/a>)) and is about to suffer from a massive bout of hypothermia.<\/p>\n

\"Al-Gore<\/a><\/p>\n

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As you may have noticed, for the last couple of weeks I have been making sport of all those people who refuse<\/a> to accept that the Earth does NOT have a fever, the ice caps are NOT melting ((Polar ice sheets melting faster than ever<\/a>)) and polar bears are not drowning or in danger of becoming extinct. Instead, we are looking at the worst cold spell in decades. According to Fox News:<\/p>\n

‘Polar vortex’ set to bring dangerous, record-breaking cold to much of US. The “polar vortex,” as one meteorologist calls it, is expected to send cold air piled up at the North Pole<\/a> down to the U.S., funneling it as far south as the Gulf Coast and driving temperatures below freezing for most of the nation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Temperatures are already collapsing in the midsection of the United States, Currently, it is well above freezing here in the Anger Central offices with heavy rain, however it is expected that temperatures will collapse overnight. Last weekend, it was -10 Fahrenheit here and I had to deal with some frozen water pipes at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. I\u2019ve never had this happen before so I didn\u2019t take any precautions such as letting the water trickle out of the faucets. Needless to say, I will be doing that tonight!<\/p>\n

Currently, reports are coming in that JetBlue is and American Airlines ((JetBlue Suspends Operations At New York, Boston Airports<\/a>)) are canceling flights due to the extreme low temperatures. There are reports that temperatures at the South Pole are actually warmer then in Chicago ((Chicago Extreme Cold: Weather in ‘Chiberia’ Colder Than South Pole<\/a>))! In Florida there are reports that Arctic birds have been spotted in the state ((Snowy owl invasion of US extends to Florida)). Ladies and Gentlemen, (And anything in between), please stay inside if at all possible. It is dangerously cold outside and with windchill can hit -70 degrees Fahrenheit ins some areas ((Historic freeze could break Midwest temp records<\/a>)). Temperatures that low will kill you if you aren\u2019t wearing plenty of layers of warm clothing.<\/p>\n

Of course, the SCoaMF is monitoring the situation closely as he body surfs and plays golf in Hawaii. He has recently issued statements warning of \u201cExcessively high temperatures.\u201d Think I\u2019m joking? According to CNSNEWS<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“Excessively high temperatures” are “already” harming public health nationwide, Pres. Obama declared on Nov. 1, 2013, two months before today’s assault by record low temperatures<\/a>.<\/p>\n

In his executive order on climate change<\/a>, Obama warned that too much rain – and not enough rain – also dictated that executive action against climate fluctuations:<\/p>\n

“The impacts of climate change — including an increase in prolonged periods of excessively high temperatures<\/b><\/span>, more heavy downpours, an increase in wildfires, more severe droughts, permafrost thawing, ocean acidification, and sea-level rise — are already affecting communities<\/b><\/span>, natural resources, ecosystems, economies, and public health across the Nation<\/b><\/span>. These impacts are often most significant for communities that already face economic or health-related challenges, and for species and habitats that are already facing other pressures.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Der<\/a><\/p>\n

Leave it to Der Fubar to get things 180 degrees wrong. We aren\u2019t in danger of cooking, we\u2019re in danger of freezing to death. Still, the Tyrant, King Putt, promptly doubled down on his stupidity:<\/p>\n

\"king<\/a><\/p>\n

What’s more, climate control “requires” action “by the Federal Government” (as opposed to the federal government), Obama declared:<\/p>\n

“Managing these risks requires<\/b><\/span> deliberate preparation, close cooperation, and coordinated planning<\/span> by the Federal Government<\/b><\/span>, as well as by stakeholders, to facilitate Federal, State, local, tribal, private-sector, and nonprofit-sector efforts to improve climate preparedness and resilience; help safeguard our economy, infrastructure, environment, and natural resources; and provide for the continuity of executive department and agency (agency) operations, services, and programs.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"double-facepalm\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Il Douche and the Progressive Liberal Elitist Democrats grabbed on to the whole Global Warming crap for one simple reason. It was a way for them to strip the rights away from Americans and increase their own power. There is a problem with this approach. People are FREEZING TO DEATH because of these moonbats.<\/p>\n

\"Il<\/a><\/p>\n

They don\u2019t care of course. Just like with Obamacare, its all about rule by decree and the end of the United States of America. They are well on their way to accomplishing this goal. I\u2019m sure we will see news reports of Obama minions ordering schools to send children out in shirtsleeves for exercise and telling the schools to turn off the heat as unneeded. Hey, we all know the Earth has a fever and that the problem isn\u2019t keeping warm.<\/p>\n

Bovine Droppings!<\/p>\n

Stay Warm.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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Dangerous Cold: 10 Things To Know | NBC Chicago<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Temperatures in Illinois and northwest Indiana began dipping to dangerous levels over the weekend and will continue to drop at the start of the week. Monday’s high temperature is forecast at -11 degrees,…<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.nbcchicago.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 12:18:52 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Brutal Temperatures Deep Freeze the U.S. – Guardian Liberty Voice<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Too often people remember to protect their hands and feet from the cold but forget to secure water pipes in their homes, allowing them to become overly exposed to dangerous temperatures. Even with the best attempts to protect body parts …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/guardianlv.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 12:15:50 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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CNN Tortures Correspondent by Making Her Report Hourly on a …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Boasting that they had sent a \u201cCalifornia girl\u201d to the depths of the polar vortex on Monday, CNN repeatedly made correspondent Stephanie Elam trudge onto the banks of the Mississippi River in Minneapolis\u2014current temperature -18\u00b0 F with a … Bracketed by chyron alarms of \u201cdangerous conditions\u201d and warnings from authorities not to go outdoors unless it was absolutely necessary, the Los Angeles-based Elam bundled up at noon to report that: It’s so cold crime is going down.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 11:52:20 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Global warming alarmists alarmed by potentially record-setting cold …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Excerpt: Icy, snow-covered roads and high winds made travel treacherous Sunday from the Dakotas and Michigan to Missouri as much of the nation braced for the next winter wallop: a dangerous cold that could break records. A whirlpool of frigid, … A whirlpool of frigid, dense air known as a \u201cpolar vortex\u201d was expected to suppress temperatures in more than half of the continental U.S. starting into Monday and Tuesday, with wind chill warnings stretching from Montana to Alabama.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/winteryknight.wordpress.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 11:00:22 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Temperatures Expected To Break Records As ‘Polar Vortex’ Blasts …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Bitter cold temperatures. Winter is normally cold, but tundra-like temperatures are poised to deliver a rare and potentially dangerous sledgehammer blow to much of the Midwest, driving temperatures so far below zero that records will shatter.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/truentmagazine.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 10:47:43 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dangerous wind chills expected overnight and tomorrow | WPMT …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Dangerous wind chills of 15 to 25 below zero likely tonight and through the day Tuesday. Again frostbite and hypothermia will be possible for those who leave skin exposed to the cold. Actual air temperatures will only be zero to 10 above …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/fox43.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 10:36:18 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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historic freeze: windchills 70 below zero, avg temp in usa 12.2\u00b0f …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
AVG TEMP IN USA 12.2\u00b0F. http:\/\/models.weatherbell.com\/drudge_usa.png. CHICAGO SMASHES RECORDS. http:\/\/www.nbcchicago.com\/weather\/stories\/Dangerous-Cold-Temps-Chicago-238467651.html. CHILL MAP\u2026<\/div>\n
http:\/\/investmentwatchblog.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 10:27:20 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Greetings one and all. Now that we seem to have corrected one of our technology debacles, it\u2019s time to report once again on Human Caused Global Warming Climate Change. It appears that the Planet is not taking the hint from the Goracle ((Goracle defined)) and is about to suffer from a massive bout of hypothermia. 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