{"id":13852,"date":"2014-01-08T11:50:51","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T16:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13852"},"modified":"2017-06-10T05:32:39","modified_gmt":"2017-06-10T09:32:39","slug":"gorebots-to-plant-trees-to-reduce-the-carbon-the-icebreakers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=13852","title":{"rendered":"Gorebots to plant trees to reduce the carbon the icebreakers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all, first a little good news. The Russian ship that the Global Warming Gorebots managed to get stuck in the nonexistent ice has broken free. Also the Chinese Icebreaker that was also trapped trying to save those Moonbats has also broken free.<\/p>\n

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Three cheers for the Russian crew and the Chinese crew for having the patience not to feed the \u201cScientists\u201d to the \u201cFlaming Carnivorous Penguins of DOOM!\u201d for all the trouble their idiotic religion caused them. Now on to the meat of this post.<\/p>\n

\"Al-Gore<\/a><\/p>\n

Someone has calculated the carbon footprint left by these \u201cEnvironmental Scientists\u201d and has determined that a forest will need to be planted to neutralize all the carbon pumped into the atmosphere by the rescue attempts. Here are the sickening details from the New Zealand Herald:<\/p>\n

The hapless Australasian Antarctic Expedition is finally homeward bound – and thousands of trees will have to be planted to offset the carbon footprint from the prolonged rescue effort, according to climate change sceptic Rodney Hide ((Rodney Philip Hide<\/a>)).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now I known nothing about Mr. Hide other then what I found on Wikipedia<\/a>. However, to say he is an acolyte of the Goracle would be rather incorrect ((Rodney Philip Hide Views on climate change<\/a>)). Obviously his comments are a dig on the phony religion of Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change.<\/p>\n

The expedition had pledged to plant about 800 kauri trees in Northland to cover its carbon footprint. Environmentalists believe planting trees helps to offset the impact of burning fuels such as diesel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I wonder, have they also included the carbon footprint of the vehicles used to bring the trees and the people planting them into the area, the carbon needed for any food they may consume not to mention all the hot air they will exhale. Why, they might need to plant another 500 trees just to make up for the carbon footprint of planting the previous 800 trees!<\/p>\n

But former Act Party leader and Herald on Sunday columnist Mr Hide said that would have to increase to about 5000 trees to make up for the fossil fuels burned in the rescue. Mr Hide said he had come to that figure using online carbon calculators, but admitted he’d had to make some assumptions.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think that might be a bit of a \u201cWhoopsie!\u201d for the Acolytes of the Church of Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change.\u201d<\/p>\n

Expedition leader Chris Turney said more trees would be needed than earlier estimated but he was yet to work out how many.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Barking<\/a><\/p>\n

It might be that Mr. Hide underestimated how many trees Turney\u2019s little debacle will require. Now, Mr. Hide isn\u2019t the only person blasting the sheer stupidity and utter incompetence of Turney and his group of Moronic Moonbats.<\/p>\n

In an interview with AFP yesterday director of the French Polar Institute Yves Frenot criticised the “pseudo-scientific expedition”. Because it had run into difficulties, it had drained resources from the French, Chinese and Australian scientific missions in Antarctica, he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As I\u2019ve mentioned before, the Chinese and Australians, and any other group affected by these clowns should go after them and seek some sort of compensation. I\u2019m sure that the Chinese have a few ideas, mostly involving involuntary organ donations from the 52 Moonbats. Anyone have an idea what a healthy liver and some kidneys are going for?<\/p>\n

\"crazy_doctor\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, I know it won\u2019t happen, but it should. The Global Warming<\/i><\/span> Climate Change bozo\u2019s are an active threat to the safety of everyone. Think what could have happened to those trapped ships if the ice had shifted just the wrong way. It would have been *Crunch* *Splash* and *Sink* and you would have had all those sailors in serious jeopardy. Frankly, if the Global Warming worshipers had frozen to death, it would have been deserved.<\/p>\n

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