Greetings fellow Systems people, it is I, the Angry BOFH. I usually lurk here in my cave, keeping angry.net operational and generally keeping an eye on that right wing\u00a0whack job\u00a0of a webmaster.<\/p>\n
I really should call him\u00a0right wing\u00a0since I’m no Pelosi admiring Obamadroid. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
No, I just stick to things technical and on occasion humorous. Such as this little gem I found this morning.<\/p>\n
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Obviously this moron never took Dean Wormer’s advice, although I don’t think he’s old\u00a0enough\u00a0to drink legally. If that’s the case, he doesn’t even have the excuse of being bombed out of his gourd. Let me give you a hint doofus.<\/p>\n
If the water looks glass smooth, and it’s very cold out, then the odds are rather high that the lake is FROZEN and you are about to land on solid ICE!<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, his attempt to win the grand prize at the Darwin Awards failed. He lived and didn’t destroy his ability to reproduce….damn it!<\/p>\n
God help the human race if this tub of lard manages to get some girl knocked up.<\/p>\n
Back to the caves now.<\/p>\n
~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Obviously this moron never took Dean Wormer’s advice, although I don’t think he’s old enough to drink legally. If that’s the case, he doesn’t even have the excuse of being bombed out of his gourd. Let me give you a hint doofus.<\/p>\n
If the water looks glass smooth, and it’s very cold out, then the odds are rather high that the lake is FROZEN and you are about to land on solid ICE! 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