{"id":14316,"date":"2014-03-02T10:19:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-02T15:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14316"},"modified":"2014-03-02T10:19:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-02T15:19:20","slug":"threatened-animal-call-peta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14316","title":{"rendered":"Threatened animal! Call PETA!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I was out and about yesterday when I saw a terrible sight. A cute, cuddly animal, so terrified by evil guns that it had frozen in position, to terrified to to flee! This poor defenseless puppy didn\u2019t have one evil gun pointed at it. It didn\u2019t have two evil guns. It had THREE evil guns pointed at it!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I was able to covertly take a picture of this horrible sight. Here is the image for you to see. Please be advised that if you are:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>An Anti-Second Amendment Liberal.<\/li>\n<li>A Pro-Animal Rights Liberal.<\/li>\n<li>An easily offended Metrosexual Liberal<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>then you may want to avoid looking at this nightmarish picture. On the other hand, if you are a:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Pro-Second Amendment person<\/li>\n<li>A Hunter<\/li>\n<li>know what that animal actually is and understand that it is anything BUT warm and cuddly<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Then you will enjoy this picture, especially the firearms in the picture. Here is the picture in question:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14317\" alt=\"Cornered Coyote\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg?resize=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2014-03-01-12.58.12.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<p><b><i>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-14316\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"70a9a8cbfc\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_14316_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(14316, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_14316_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(14316, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_14316_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(14316, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_14316_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(14316, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_14316_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(14316, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_14316_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-14316-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I was out and about yesterday when I saw a terrible sight. A cute, cuddly animal, so terrified by evil guns that it had frozen in position, to terrified to to flee! This poor defenseless puppy didn\u2019t have one evil gun pointed at it. It didn\u2019t have two evil guns. It had THREE evil guns pointed at it! <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14316\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6,204],"tags":[6,159],"class_list":["post-14316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-second-amendment-2","tag-humor","tag-second-amendment"],"views":754,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11645,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11645","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":0},"title":"Want to ban standard capacity magazines?","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 30, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. As you know, the Progressive Liberal Democrats and their wimpy pals, the Big Government RINOs have been moving to restrict and in many cases, outright suppress the Second Amendment.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Gunny-Lock-Load.jpg?fit=446%2C424&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":29407,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=29407","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":1},"title":"Danger! This page will trigger Progressives!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 10, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. I\u2019ve decided I want to trigger some liberals. I want them to go into a full blown meltdown. I want them screaming in terror and crying for their mommies. So, be warned. If you are an overly sensitive liberal crybaby snowflake, you should move along now. Now,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/9d\/b9\/b2\/9db9b250ecc6d06e64ac2fe9f008538e.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17868,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17868","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":2},"title":"Chris Christie looking for \u201cThe right balance\u201d regarding the 2nd Amendment","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"April 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. New Hampshire just had it's first rush of GOP candidates for the 2016 presidential election. One of the contenders was Governor Chris Christie, aka The Jersey Whale.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News of the Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News of the Day","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=71"},"img":{"alt_text":"ABJECTSTUPIDITY","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ABJECTSTUPIDITY-300x159.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":33955,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=33955","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":3},"title":"Gun sales skyrocket among Americans of recent African descent","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 13, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It is considered to be a Truth among the left that conservatives and Trump supporters, especially those who happen to be of recent Northern European descent, are terrified that black Americans are buying guns. In fact, it\u2019s just the opposite. White gun owning conservatives welcome those Americans\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crime&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crime","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/bullshit-meter.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":25895,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=25895","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":4},"title":"Democrats have a new Gun Control ally","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"March 14, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. It\u2019s no secret that the Progressive Liberal Democrats want to confiscate all privately owned firearms. Now they have a new ally who agrees with them. Who is this person? Iranian tyrant Ayatollah Khamenei. The last thing the Progressive Liberal Democrats needed was a reminder that their president,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Moonbat&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Moonbat","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=100"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/And-Its-Muslims-300x225.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10647,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=10647","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":5},"title":"Guns Across America, The New Hampshire report","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 20, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, This is the Angry Webmaster. I mentioned in my post yesterday that I had attended a Pro-Second Amendment rally in the State Capital. 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