{"id":14465,"date":"2014-03-20T18:57:18","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T22:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14465"},"modified":"2018-01-08T05:26:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-08T10:26:08","slug":"death-notice-fred-phelps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14465","title":{"rendered":"Death Notice: Fred Phelps"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all, It has come to my attention that Fred \u201cGod Hates Fags\u201d Phelps has left this mortal coil. He kicked the bucket March 19th<\/sup>, around 11:15pm.<\/p>\n

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Fred Phelps was the founder of Westboro Baptist Church, and was best known for making a complete ass of himself and his small congregations by picketing funerals of servicemen and women killed in the line of duty. On several occasions, Fred and his band of fools almost got themselves killed by outraged people ((Actions by opponents<\/a>)). A motorcycle group known as the Patriot Guard Riders ((The Patriot Guard Riders<\/a>)) began coming to the funerals to act as an honor guard and also to run interference against Phelp\u2019s band of moronic scum.<\/p>\n

It is generally considered bad form to speak ill of the dead, no matter how much of a scumbag he was. I also do not want to have protestors disrupting his funeral. We are far better people then Phelps or his so called congregation could ever hope to be. Instead, I would like to propose that we send a group of musicians to serenade Phelps on his final voyage. Here are a couple of auditions I would like you to consider. Please provide your opinions in the comments section.<\/p>\n

First, this group. Granted they are dancers, but I think they might be suitable for the occasion.<\/p>\n

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And then there is this group. They are very well known and would definitely be appropriate for the funeral.<\/p>\n

[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bT56diA4Ndw’]<\/p>\n

Good bye and good riddance to that sleazy coward.<\/p>\n

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Fred Phelps Gay in Afterlife, Thanks to Satanists | WebProNews<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
After earlier news that notorious Westboro Baptist founder and (former) lead pastor, Fred Phelps, had died, everybody knew that the pile-on would begin in earnest. You can’t spend your whole life bashing every group but your own, picketing …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.webpronews.com\/ \u2014 Thu, 20 Mar 2014 15:48:01 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Did LOKI: RAGNAROK AND ROLL #2 Strike Down Fred Phelps …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
isten, far be it from me to take undue credit for anything, but yesterday I published a comic wherein a guy holding a \u201cGod hates\u2026\u201d sign got exploded by Hercules, and today FRED PHELPS IS DEAD. Don’t mess with me, folks. My Comic Book …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/emecomics.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Thu, 20 Mar 2014 14:12:24 -0700<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Fred Phelps Dies – Politics, Philosophy, and Religion – Wrong Planet<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
I know we’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but Fred Phelps passed away today, and I for one am glad to see him go. There’s supposed to be a balance between love and justice when teaching people about God, and the Phelps family …<\/div>\n
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Fred Phelps, Man Who Forever Stopped March Of Gay Rights, Dead …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
TOPEKA, KS\u2014Fred Phelps Sr., the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and the man who is widely credited with forever ending the gay rights movement in America, died today at age 84. According to biographers and historians, many of …<\/div>\n
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Update: Anti-Gay Westboro Founder Fred Phelps Dies : Politisite<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Update: Fred Phelps, former head of Westboro Baptist Church, dead Fred Phelps Sr., the former head of the Westboro Baptist Church, died late Wednesday night,<\/div>\n
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Westboro church founder Fred Phelps dies \u2013 CNN \u2013 Philippine …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
(CNN) \u2014 Fred Phelps \u2014 the founding pastor of a Kansas church known for its virulently anti-gay protests at public events, including military funerals \u2014 has died, the church said Thursday. The 84-year-old died of natural causes at 11:15 p.m. …<\/div>\n
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\u201cGod Hates Fags\u201d Preacher Fred Phelps Is Dead! | PleaseKillMe\u00ae<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Unstable cult leader Fred Phelps, the man behind the \u201cGOD HATES FAGS\u201d \u201cprotests,\u201d has died. Go make a donation to Human Rights Watch in his memory. Phelps, whose Westboro Baptist Church was composed mostly of whatever members …<\/div>\n
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hallelujia!!! fred phelps is dead, dead, dead!!! – Roll It Up<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Spirituality & Sexuality & Philosophy. hallelujia!!! fred phelps is dead, dead, dead!!! in the. Cannabis Cafe. forums; Goodbye and good riddence fucko!!!! … LinkBack. LinkBack URL \u00b7 About LinkBacks; Bookmark & Share; Digg this Thread!<\/div>\n
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Good day all, It has come to my attention that Fred \u201cGod Hates Fags\u201d Phelps has left this mortal coil. 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