{"id":15316,"date":"2014-06-24T13:10:40","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T17:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15316"},"modified":"2015-04-19T06:26:56","modified_gmt":"2015-04-19T10:26:56","slug":"top-10-reasons-to-vote-democrat-in-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15316","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014??"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this the other day on FacePlant. It was posted by former representative and retired Army Colonel Aan West. I thought I would pass it around for those of you to smart to be on \u201cThe Zuckerberg Zone.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Now, it looks like 2014 is going to be an even worse disaster for the Democrats than 2010 was, unless the \u201cParty of Stupid\u201d screws things up again as they did in 2012. So, as a public service, here are 10 reasons you should vote for the Democrat in 2014:<\/p>\n

10. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I can\u2019t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.<\/p>\n

9. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company\u2019s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

8. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.<\/p>\n

7. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.<\/p>\n

6. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I\u2019m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I\u2019m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.<\/p>\n

4. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.<\/p>\n

2. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.<\/p>\n

And the Number One reason I\u2019ll vote Democrat is:<\/p>\n

1. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because I think that it\u2019s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019ll add mine:<\/p>\n

-1. I\u2019ll vote Democrat because everything is Bush\u2019s fault and you\u2019re a racist.<\/p>\n

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~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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