{"id":15596,"date":"2014-08-01T14:12:47","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T18:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15596"},"modified":"2016-06-04T05:44:42","modified_gmt":"2016-06-04T09:44:42","slug":"our-skinny-dipping-vice-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=15596","title":{"rendered":"Our skinny dipping Vice President"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, here\u2019s something that will make you want to drink your next few meals. It seems that our current Vice President, Joseph \u201cSlow Joe\u201d Biden likes to go skinny dipping in front of his Secret Service detail. This doesn\u2019t make the Secret Service very happy either.<\/p>\n

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This is from a new book titled \u201cThe First Family Detail<\/a>\u201d by Ronald Kessler. Now I haven\u2019t read this book, and to be honest, I have no plans to. I found out about Slow Joe\u2019s preferred swimming attire, or lack there of, from the Daily News<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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It’s the Joe Biden you didn\u2019t know \u2014 and might not want to see. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Got that right Skippy!<\/p>\n

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Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden\u2019s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book. <\/i>In \u201cThe First Family Detail<\/a>,\u201d author Ronald Kessler quotes unnamed Secret Service agents dishing about the supposedly \u201chidden lives\u201d of Presidents and the other important people they protect. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Joe<\/a><\/p>\n

Now there have been other books either by former detail members or authors who have talked with those who have signed on to take a bullet if needed. One of the themes that seems to run through all of these books is the differences between Democrats and Republicans. With the exception of Nixon, the Republican presidents treated the Secret Service agents with dignity and respect since they understood what a dangerous job they have. The Democrats seem to treat the Secret Service as annoyances at best and servants at worst. Now getting back to Joe \u201cGet a shotgun\u201d Biden:<\/p>\n

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Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a \u201cregular Joe\u201d than being potentially responsible for the nation\u2019s nuclear codes. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Regular Joe? This is the guy who is one bullet away from the presidency. Now you know why Il Douche selected him. Biden is utterly irresponsible. He also has a problem keeping his pants on.<\/p>\n

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Not to mention he\u2019s a guy who apparently doesn\u2019t have a problem getting naked. <\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cAgents say that, whether at the vice president\u2019s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,\u201d Kessler writes. \u201cFemale Secret Service agents find that offensive.\u201d <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Biden-Debate-Last\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And here you have the typical attitude of the Progressive Liberal Fascist Democrat. These men, and obviously the women as well, are nothing more then ornaments. Now correct me if I\u2019m wrong, but wouldn\u2019t walking around naked in front of female employees be considered sexual harassment? However, Biden\u2019s lack of modesty isn\u2019t the major issue, believe it or not.<\/p>\n

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More serious is Biden\u2019s insistence, according to Kessler, that his official motorcade not interfere with his neighbors back in his home turf of Delaware. That means the veep puts an uncomfortable \u2014 perhaps even dangerous \u2014 distance between himself and the vehicles carrying his physician and the 40-pound \u201cfootball\u201d that enables him, if necessary, to authorize the launching of a nuclear warhead, the book claims. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Slow<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh I hope that version of the \u201cFootball ((The Nuclear Football<\/a>))\u201d is just a satchel with pretty lights and a few bricks in it for weight. The very thought of this moron having to make the decision to launch nuclear weapons scare the crap out of me.<\/p>\n

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What\u2019s going to happen is either you\u2019re going to have a dead vice president in Delaware or you\u2019re going to have agents killed in Delaware because Secret Service management refused to stand up to (Biden),\u201d Kessler quotes an unnamed agent as saying. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now I thought there were standing orders regarding Biden in case Obama should fall down an elevator shaft during a fundraiser? Something about shooting him too?<\/p>\n

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Between Biden\u2019s \u201clack of consideration as evidenced by\u201d his naked aquatics and his supposedly incessant last-minute schedule changes, \u201cbeing assigned to his detail is considered the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,\u201d Kessler writes.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

S<\/i>econd worst? Who might the worst assignment be? Must be Michelle Obama. Umm, nope! It isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

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Coming in at No. 1, per Kessler: Protecting Hillary Clinton. <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Why doesn\u2019t that surprise me? I seem to recall a situation years ago, shortly after 9\/11 when her motorcade blew threw a security gate and ran over the guard\u2019s foot when he tried to flag them down. He almost opened fire on them thinking it was a terrorist attack. Of course, Hillary\u2019s \u201cpeople\u201d have launched a counterstrike.<\/p>\n

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A Hillary Clinton representative told the Daily News that Kessler joins two other authors who have written Clinton takedowns this summer in \u201ca hat trick of despicable actors concocting trashy nonsense. <\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cTheir behavior should neither be allowed nor enabled, and legitimate media outlets who know with every fiber of their beings that it is completely made up should not get down in the gutter with them.\u201d <\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s all part of the \u201cVast Right-Wing Conspiracy! ((The Vast right-wing conspiracy<\/a>))\u201d Looks like this hit a nerve. In any case, it just shows you how most PLFD\u2019s can\u2019t be trusted with the organs of government. If they don\u2019t respect those willing to take a bullet for them, what makes you think they will respect the American people? Now if you will excuse me, I must go pour a gallon of bleach into my brain to try and wash away the image of a naked Biden.<\/p>\n

\"Brain<\/a><\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

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